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burglar, it's 9:00 pm, shouldn't you be blowing money on fugly vidcamwhores right about now? or are you saving your money to purchase face-to-face time with your new favorite whore, gia jordan?

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YESSSSS! Another Monkey cage-XPT thread detour/dimension shift, courtesy of TAN, "Trans-sexual Awareness Now"

9 pm? Dude/dudette, I can and do jerk off with webcamchicks at all hours of the day, although night time is preferable cuz less chance of getting interupted by missionary Mormons looking to sit on my lawn and drink lemonade and talk about how Jesus took a vacation in UTAH, and stuff like that. The art of creatively jerking off knows no temporal boundaries...

And if and when the opportunity ever presents itself for me to have some face to face time with Gia, I am sure we'll work something out, but I imagine in addition to cash she appreciates a sharp, sick, insightful intellect with an actual..."guy"... Plus, I am sure Gia would want some "dick to face time" as well...

...I hope Monstar, in full warpaint regalia, stealthily creeps into your nest and makes off with your wig collection, but not before scaring the shit out of you with a Glam Rock war cry that makes you shit through your blown out O-ring and soils your custom-made Depend Undergarments...