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#119454 - 09/21/05 06:45 PM
Re: look at the size of that zit
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Whoremaster
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
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there were plenty of insults in his psycho-analysts for Burrito to respond to. Burrito flat out pulled out.
it's called work jagoff. you may think del taco is a job, and it may pay your bills, but i had real work to do.
now this exactly why this place is a boneyard. not just cause of people like you and tantas/crackwhores daddy who offer less than zero, but because thinking a psycho-analysis is even the least bit cool on a porn board, whether it's meant to be a mock or not. all of you homos must turn in your xpt cards immediately. all benefits will be lost. faggots.
and the jill kelly tattoo thing will never die. i'll post more of about this than simp/cumalloverher posts whacking bananas. now i know most of you guys have monstar's chocolate love stick in your mouth, but really think about this. let the sheer lunacy of tonto's actions wash over you. let it seep into your pours. let it infect your blood.
HE GOT A FUCKING TATTOO OF JILL KELLY ON HIS BODY IN CLEAR VIEW!!!!
months ago this pathetic action would be ripe for fodder. but now look at this place. just a sad state of affairs.
drive: go back and play in the sandbox with the other little girls.
burglar: you're better than this. step it up.
jamesn: my most embarrassing tattoo is actually the one on my back of a suit-clad alfred e. newman flashing the two-handed peace sign ala dick nixon.
have2cit: nice to see you still have a sack.
monstar: stop thinking your some kinda playa with mad chick-bedding skills. whores don't count. they just don't. fayner bangs them, nuff said. really, you look like a douchebag. your little drops of "me and ***** fucked" or something to that effect is gay. anybody can do it. watch: a few months back i was down in l.a. for work and got invited to a posh party in malibu where i hit off with *****. she was really excited cause she just won a golden globe. later we fucked like smelly spider monkeys.
see, gay huh? put up or shut up. and quit bitching about your broken heart. stop dating whores and all your problems will be no more. there, simple enough, no?
p.s. i just got a pm from a person who claims to be an insider who says he/she can tell me who monstar's banged. i haven't replied yet but i'll be sure to let everyone know.
Edited by tantas' Daddy (09/21/05 06:46 PM)
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#119456 - 09/21/05 08:29 PM
Re: Did Smelly Monkey Poach a Zebra on Safari?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Padova I think if you scroll up and read in the light of day, Monstar isn't really being attacked (by anyone who has half a brain) except the jill kelly tattoo is his cross to bear. That tat was stupid. It was REALLY STUPID. But it's him who has to be buried with it, not me.
We want more dish, that's all.
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#119457 - 09/21/05 09:53 PM
Re: look at the size of that zit
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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monstar's a nice guy, which is why it's important he remain here and osmotically soak in the hatred to the point he'd send his own people on another trail of tears should they look at him the wrong way. personally, i'd like him to dish a little more seeing he's actually around the industry and they find him trustworthy and wholly-acceptable. if he turns on them, they'll never know what hit them. it's our job to make him a double-agent since nobody suspects the indian guy of anything after all those hippie tv ads and they've forgotten the true, savage nature of our scalp-hungry indigenous group 
Classic Picture...I still vividly remember the T.V. AD where this guy is standing on the side of the 405 freeway and someone throws a Fast Food bag full of trash at his feet and the Indian sheds a single tear at this wanton disregard for the planet and the environment. I was like 8 or 9 yrs old the first time I saw it, and for at least 2 years I thought he was crying because he was hungry and the fast food bag was empty...
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i'm not sure what bromic acid does to bugs, but BORIC acid is the shit that kills bugs.
it's a fine white powder-speaking of which, does anyone know of anything really toxic that resembles this in color and consistency? i'm interested in getting some and selling a half ounce to fayner.
Fuck, you are right...see how long it's been since I fell asleep in E.O. Wilson's "Insects Are Our Friends" Story time in the science center? no wonder the bugs are back in my house and are all colored red....
Anyhow, can we get this thread back on topic, anyone suck cocaine out of Genesis' gaping asshole with a Purple straw lately??? anyone? anyone? anyone at all?
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#119458 - 09/21/05 10:16 PM
Re: Did Smelly Monkey Poach a Zebra on Safari?
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 05/17/05
Posts: 24
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Pick on me like you love doing so much!!!
 paranoid a little. oh, i get it. you must think i'm coochie monster.
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Padova I think if you scroll up and read in the light of day, Momstar isn't really being attacked (by anyone who has half a brain) except the jill kelly tattoo is his cross to bear. That tat was stupid. It was REALLY STUPID. But it's him who has to be buried with it, not me.
right on. bornyo is back, and to give me an insult nonetheless. you have no idea how wet i am right now. i'm swimmming in my own juices. what half-brain shit do i have to say to get the jihadist back here?
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We want more dish, that's all.
does this board really need more sensitive stuff to read? all you'd get is stories involving candlelight dinners, soft kisses, long walks on the beach and sensual massages with patchouli oil. just pick up a danielle steel novel at your nearest wal mart to scratch this itch.
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#119459 - 09/21/05 10:53 PM
Re: Did Smelly Monkey Poach a Zebra on Safari?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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To JRV,
This is the part where you step in and post links to Burrito posts that make us give a shit.
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#119460 - 09/21/05 11:11 PM
Pinocchio
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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and while the JKP tats are unfortunately a little queer,
dood i wear make-up. I listen to glam rock. (Bowie circa Ziggy was the man.)I wear clothes the village people wouldn't wear. and having a big titty blonde's name on my wrist is what i get called "queer" on?
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i'm still convinced he's the lead singer of the fine young cannibals after putting on some weight and letting the hair grow.
well, i'm thinking about doing some speed and getting the boys back for a tour. because the world needs to hear "she drives me crazy" Live one more time.
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That tat was stupid. It was REALLY STUPID. But it's him who has to be buried with it, not me.
I actually was getting some work done today the tattoo artist that did the design for Red dragon & Prison Break. He is doing a Frankenstein's Monster & the Bride of Frankenstein
NOW this is good shit...
READ THIS
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and the jill kelly tattoo thing will never die. i'll post more of about this than simp/cumalloverher posts whacking bananas.
then read the senteance that followed...
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now i know most of you guys have monstar's chocolate love stick in your mouth,
dood...the only one that's all over my cock is.....YOU
you can't let some simple shit go that has nothing to do with you.
you bounce around cry, piss and moan..
but at the end of the day it's a "oh, he got a chix name on him...whatever " at best.
AT BEST.
I'm sure you got some really important job and all but DAMN, you are all up in my kool aid.
baby, if you wanted my number, just ask. I don't swing that way, but shit at least we'd be done.
look at cha. by your own admission, you can't WAIT to talk some shit. Your cawk is HARD at the thought of talking about monstar.
well tally f'n ho, girl.
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monstar: stop thinking your some kinda playa with mad chick-bedding skills. whores don't count. they just don't. fayner bangs them, nuff said. really, you look like a douchebag. your little drops of "me and ***** fucked" or something to that effect is gay. anybody can do it. watch: a few months back i was down in l.a. for work and got invited to a posh party in malibu where i hit off with *****. she was really excited cause she just won a golden globe. later we fucked like smelly spider monkeys.
see, gay huh? put up or shut up. and quit bitching about your broken heart. stop dating whores and all your problems will be no more. there, simple enough, no?
p.s. i just got a pm from a person who claims to be an insider who says he/she can tell me who monstar's banged. i haven't replied yet but i'll be sure to let everyone know.
i didn't really read it just kinda skimmed thru. but something about how gay it is for me to talk about who i banged, yet you wanna talk about who I banged?
You wanna talk about who I banged?
well...I know talking about me makes you happy.
dance Pinocchio.
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#119461 - 09/22/05 12:04 AM
Re: Pinocchio
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 05/17/05
Posts: 24
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i didn't say i didn't want to not talk about who you banged. try reading and not skimming. i said you mention that you said you fuck these hos, but then don't say who. why? to brag? to show how much you rawk? it's easy for some one to say on the internet that they fucked this or that ho, then to conveniently use the excuse of being a 'gentleman' to not divulge who they poked. whatever dood. either mention what whore you're banging, or don't mention it at all. either way its' just sad and reeks of someone who's desperately trying to look cool.
what i did say was regardless of what chick you're banging, they're still whores; whores who who fuck junkies on film for money, so i personally wouldn't be proud to no 'em, let alone fuck 'em. they have no standards, which is why i have little doubt that what you claim is probably actually true.
and you shoulda just continued to treat me as a non-entity, cause that's exactly what i am. i'm a ghost. you know nothing about me. now look what you've gone and done, you've resorted to the lamest defense in all of message board history. the 'you actually love me' defense. i could play back and say how cool I am or something like "oh yeah, well i drive a 2005 XKR on 20 inch asantis and bang a different hot chick every night" but sorry, i can't sink that low. you think i'm angry, but i'm not. you think you know my motivation, but you don't. you're just an easy target.
and what's funny is that you started all this with me IN THIS THREAD. all i ever did before was post the tattoo thing from lukeisback, then didn't even bother to follow up. everybody feels the same way about your ink, all i did was copy and paste the info and say 'how tragic and queer'. then in this thread all i did was make a joke about the zit on stormy's nose and of course you had to rush to her defense. you're so predictable. why don't you just accept the fact that not everyone is crazy about her. is that so hard to comprehend? some people just don't like bad boob jobs, big foreheads and overbites. the thing is, i would have said it about anyone if they had a close up picture on here that revealed a gargantuan blemish. it wasn't personal at all. but you took it that way, got your panties in a twist, then tried to take a shot at a nobody who had all of ten posts on here at the time.
and someone actually did pm me with the names of the girls. i'm still debating on whether to post them or not. i'm not familiar with member and of course i have no way of knowing if he/she is legit or not or if what they say is true.
that's it. i'm tired of typing. stay cool and feminine playboy. try to keep your crotch safe from the fire and don't leave your wallet in plain site when you're cuddling up with these whores after a night a romance.
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#119462 - 09/22/05 12:28 AM
Re: Pinocchio
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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We left the door open and now everyone piles back in again. There goes the neighborhood. 
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#119464 - 09/23/05 01:28 AM
Re: Pinocchio
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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...in this thread all i did was make a joke about the zit on stormy's nose and of course you had to rush to her defense. you're so predictable. why don't you just accept the fact that not everyone is crazy about her. is that so hard to comprehend? some people just don't like bad boob jobs, big foreheads and overbites.
You must walk on the feminine side if you don't think Stormy is hot. 
Could you just get to the point next time? Geezus, thought I was reading a Harry Potter novel with your boring rant.
yeah...that's why i skimmed the first & didn't bother with the next ...like i have nothing better to do than to read someone's opus about thier disdain for me?..BAH! I wasted the night watching Highlander 1 & 2 for the first time.
...i don't get how the hell those fuckin movies justified a tv series. but what do i know...i just bought the Dastardly & muttley DVD set.
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#119465 - 09/23/05 03:32 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/25/05
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