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the girl has a "reach fliptop-head" and a face assembled from random clown-cadavers and you're pointing out her nose? the chick is about another $50k away from actually becoming robocop for fuck's sake.

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Veritas (welcome back, and not a Monkeycage-hallmark-moment too soon...)

Awesome highjack of this thread by the way, whoever the fuck you are that posted about the zit. Of course, Monstar is to blame for posting the pic, but I can't stay angry at him cuz I am a heavy investor in tribal gaming and I am studying to be an Indian.

I wanted monkey to tell us about lex steele's great great grandfather's demise at the hands of the great Zulu King Shaka for violating one of Shaka's concubines when he snuck into Shaka's Kraal disguised as a ZEBRA (ala the movie TOP SECRET and the 'cow') What actually gave lex's great great grandpop away was his dick sticking out of the zebra hide he was hiding under....the dick was all black, his g-g-grandpop forgot to paint stripes on his package.