monkey-wanna hear something funny about the lex? his real name is Clifton Todd Britt Jr.

no joke. the best part is how clear it is that his parents had great aspirations for young clifton to give him such a respectable, proper name instead of shabazz-ali-khalid or something likely to prove an impediment to a man's pursuit of the american dream.

what does young clifton do? steals a purple leather suit from tower of power's bass player and seeks his fortune fucking on film and fucking your mailbox up.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits