There are many long approximately cylindrical things I'd like to see Gia put in her mouth, but asparagus never really came to mind.


I suggest your next lunch consist of bananas and popsicles, and you invite a certain right-wing porn fanatic who lives in the L.A. area to supervise Gia's work. I don't necessarily mean myself, but right-wing porn fanatics aren't as abundant as they should be. Particularly in Los Angeles.