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Kid Vegas wrote the following to Gene Ross who would not print it. So Luke will print the slander: "American Bukkake sensational lard ass, Naughtia Childs has just informed the Kid's secret patrol posse that she has eaten herself to a size 16.
She doesn't weigh anything now.
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"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."