I guess I dont want to be a Kid Vegas Wannabe.


Kid Vegas in Canadian Jail

files for political asylum

--Gene Ross


Porn Valley- Dickie Brasco calls me about Kid Vegas. The last I had heard of Vegas he had been arrested in Nevada on a weapons charge. Then things only got worse after that.

According to what I'm told, Vegas had been living in Nevada with a girlfriend near Pahrump. He was at her house at the time she had a house party. It's not clear whether he did it at the party, but Vegas apparently shot tapes of him fucking his girlfriend.

Presumably the tape was going to go to netvideogirls. Vegas supposedly got out of hand at the party and took out his handgun and began waving it around telling everyone the party was over and they all had to leave. The cops show up and it's at this point that Vegas' girlfriend begins accusing him of rape. Vegas is arrested, and his sister puts up the bail money for him. In the meantime, Vegas is looking for an attorney to represent him. The case got pretty interesting because several judges had to recuse themselves because they knew the family. Then the sex tape surfaced which only added to the problems.

Vegas finally gets a lawyer who tells him the best thing he could do is plea bargain to a three year jail sentence. Vegas vowed he'd kill himself before he ever went to jail. He fired the lawyer then began looking at prospects of having a public defender.

Meanwhile the prosecutor motioned to raise the bail. When that happened, Vegas fled to Brazil where he shacked up with a South African woman for awhile. Because he doesn't speak the native languages, Vegas was at odds to get a video gig going. Vegas supposedly e-mailed some friends at the time observing that things were going bad for him and that he had to leave. Vegas said he would keep in touch when he got to his next destination.

Then he shows up in the British Virgin Islands, afterwards the American Virgin Islands. From there he flies to Canada and upon entry into the country his passport gets flagged. He's immediately thrown into jail. Vegas, from what I'm also told, filed for political asylum to avoid being extradited. Faced with his current situation, Vegas has told some friends he could always take the easy way out, suggesting suicide.

I'm told that Vegas had been living hand to mouth, otherwise he'd mooch off of women. And that's the bits and pieces of it.

This brought a tear to my eye. Laughter maybe?

Take the easy way. Save us all some money.

It's a damn shame that he lives and the awesome Naughtia Childs is dead.

Please Kid Vegas, snuff it

Your films really sucked anyhow.....

Happy, happy, joy, joy. Couldnt happen to a more deserving scumbag.

And to think this is the guy Wankus wants to be.Unbeleivable

Here is more .......

11/09/99

Kid Vegas writes: "Once upon a time there was a little white trash whore that lived like a fat pig, she ate & ate, her name was Naughtia Childs. Of course she thought she was the shit, & could do something for this great industry of porn. But everyone knew she was not likely to except her anal scenes like the good whore she should be. Instead she decided her career working in the music industry for a company called Hairball Records or something like that, that is San Diego based, was more suited for her. She has decided her retirement out of porn just recently, because no one wants to hire her, she has gained an overwhelming fat hog, size 16. Stories of this sad, pathetic little boorish Monica Lewinsky looking elephant, have surfaced to the Kid's secret patrol. Kid Vegas votes this one a horrible catch, with posse members agreeing. Please beware of this monster of the great sea of porn, she shall return & will grow bigger, & bigger, as the millenium comes closer. Be prepared to have a burger ready, a sandwich, & a bongload to calm this beast at the CES Show, my sources tell me she may appear, & hungrier than ever. A possible way to stop this rampaging wildebeest is with food, or anal sex, amen….. Peace to my fans & Naughtia Childs. This is my story for the belated Hallows-Eve, since servers were down; it is also true…."

Naughtia Childs responds: "Luke, hello this is Naughtia Childs forced to clear ur my tarnished name. Posted earlier is a story written by a devastatingly sad boy, Kid Vegas. Why He roasted me is very easy to figure out, He cannot take the truth. Last saturday, after being invited out by Kid Smartass his girlfriend/roomate called to see what I was doing that nite. Kid had told me "hey don't say i'm here, don't tell her you are going. so I lied for him, as f that is not bad enough she is a respected woman through out my circle. she and I met outside the grasp of Kid Controller and are friends. Shortly after i talked to her she paged him, so he calls back on my phone KId Braindead seems to have forgotten the nice advantage of technology(caller ID) So my name and number show up. He denies he is at my house and he gets scared of her so he says "we have to go now!!!" so I grab my stuff and we flee. while we are gone she calls my roomate and tells him she knew we were lieing.So since I am not one of those people who like to lie I called her up and told the truth. So to answer any questions, NO I am not fucking Kid LImpcock Yes he did have a sad childhood, NO i am not upset about the story fabricated in his twisted demented little head ,No i am not out of the industry i still am making movies. And yes Someday kid vegas will grow up and be able to take responsibility for his own actions."

Kid Vegas responds: "I'm going to fuck her up in my movies... If she wants to talk shit, I'll talk about her every day. Her pussy smells like bad tuna. I will never work with her again. When we did, she said she had sex with this guy seven times the night before..."

Naughtia Childs responds: " Dear Reader, To break down someone else's ego or self worth to make yourself feel better seems to be the american way. I guess we all do it in one way or another, but when you try to hard to hurt is when yo begin to play with fire. Is it that what you say is something you truly believe? Or could it be you know you are wrong and want to make people think this person is so fucked up that you must be right. Surrounding yourself by people of this caliber is your own fault. I for one just fell victim of this when I got sucked into the wrath of Kid Vegas, Then spit out when i showed behavior of independence. If you want to Judge someone listen to the crime and analyze the data before making a decision. I know I am a quality stand up woman who is currently stepping up on to another platform, As far as my position in the porn industry. That however does not have to do with the quality of my work, or people not wanting me. I have just started working on a project that will truly define my individualistic style and vision. KID VEGAS THIS MESSAGE IS FOR YOU, I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR ENEMY I COME IN PEACE. YOU WIN, THE BALL IS IN YOUR COURT, DUMP THE WATER OVER THE FIRE BECAUSE"IF YOU PLAY WITH MATCHES YOU WILL GET BURNED.(Quentin Tarentino) Pulp fiction"