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I turn 30 in Feb.




You guys are young punks!! I used to play Donkey Kong and PacMan in bars!! yes, bars when I was 18 circa 1982, before you could even get it at home. Holy shit, I feel pathetic. Fortunately my lack of emotional immaturity makes up for my lack of youth.
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"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."