Bravo Owen, it made me recall the days of my youth in the early 80's when I would venture into the tiny whole in the wall magazine stand in my tiny home town in Pennsylvania and sit my school books on top of porn mags, then would go play a pinball machine, pick up my books (with an extra underneath of course) and head home with it.
Funny thing is, later in life my Dad told me that the store owner had contacted him and made him pay for the countless mags that I took. LOL