He's a journalist, a critic, a film maker, a poet, and now a best selling author!. You should title this Portrait of the Artist as a Young Pervert !! The reminiscences of an older and wiser man looking back on the rich, formative expreiences of his youth with an ironic detachment that illustrates the comic, yet poignant dialectical tension between the closed microcosm of adolescent sexual repression and the openness of a modern, sick, and out-and-out perverted world populated by the likes of guys named Jeff Stewart.

I laughed, I cried, I soiled my trousers. I see a film version starring the fuck who played the kid on The Wonder Years. Ed Asner as the Polish shopkeeper. The Olsen Twins make a cameo!! A holiday film!! Bring the whole family!! Directed by Khan Tusion, of course.
Can anybody say....... NOBEL PRIZE ?