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#118489 - 09/13/05 10:30 AM PSK - Monkey style
c62 Offline
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Well, since nobody threw them up here we go.

Crest White Strips.... Crest White Strips.... Crest White Strips.... Crest White Strips.... For the love of God, Crest White Strips....

Porn doesn't like you either
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#118490 - 09/13/05 10:32 AM Re: PSK - Monkey style
c62 Offline
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...

Zenmen trying to score with ladies. Sorry to hear about your crash and burn dude.


Guy: She spoke to me(snickers) Girl: Why are his teeth white?
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#118491 - 09/13/05 10:35 AM Re: PSK - Monkey style
c62 Offline
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...

Not sure why but apparently this chicks hair improves cellular reception


Mongo like girls
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#118492 - 09/13/05 10:38 AM Re: PSK - Monkey style
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...

Hard to believe the one on the left gets paid to fuck on film

Vanilla Ice is still struggling with street cred
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#118493 - 09/13/05 12:31 PM Re: PSK - Monkey style
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
Great post...classic thread
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#118494 - 09/13/05 01:44 PM Re: PSK - Monkey style
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Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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Let me put this phone in my pocket, so when she rubs up against me, she'll think I have a big hard cock
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#118495 - 09/13/05 02:23 PM Re: PSK - Monkey style
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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Vanilla Ice is still struggling with street cred




Poker Ace Gus Hansen gambled and lost when his escort turned out to be a transexual



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#118496 - 09/13/05 05:27 PM Re: PSK - Monkey style
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Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
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I saw this picture on 'The Conan O'Brien Show'. It was during another installment of the 'What If They Made It?...' skit in which Lucy Lui and Corky from 'Life Goes On' hypothetically had a child.


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#118497 - 09/13/05 06:21 PM Re: PSK - Monkey style
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Registered: 08/25/05
Posts: 205
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Not sure why but apparently this chicks hair improves cellular reception



That's the same chick that was in the last pic yall posted with Wankus that I said was hot. I told yall she was playing dress-up. Only this time, not just with the make-up. It's just too bad she hasn't starting really earning as a whore. If she had, maybe she could afford a real hair-dresser and not have to purchase that hair crimper tool off infomercials. Plus, I'd have to go back and look, but I think that's the same shirt and jeans she was wearing when she was out with Wankus. It now looks to me like she didn't make Wankus pay for the sex that night. This whore needs to start tightening up on the freebies.

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Hard to believe the one on the left gets paid to fuck on film



Oh come on. That's the no make-up look. But, I guess you would have to have some kind of appreciation as to what women are really like. As opposed to being so busy using their orifices as jack-off devices that you never really get to have sex with them. She could glop just as much make-up on her face as the other girl has to get the same magazine glamor look.

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#118498 - 09/13/05 06:53 PM Re: PSK - Monkey style
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
LOL I'm old but I'm not that fucking old.

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Zenmen trying to score with ladies. Sorry to hear about your crash and burn dude.



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#118499 - 09/13/05 11:00 PM Re: PSK - Monkey style
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I saw this picture on 'The Conan O'Brien Show'. It was during another installment of the 'What If They Made It?...' skit in which Lucy Lui and Corky from 'Life Goes On' hypothetically had a child.





+1 for the Corky/"Life Goes On" reference, that retard and that gay ass show set disability awareness/acceptance back 25 years...
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#118500 - 09/13/05 11:35 PM Re: PSK - Monkey style
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
This is fucking awesome. I'm not much of a karoke person, so I've only done PSK a few times. I hope I never fall victim to the Monkey Cam.

This is Monkey at PSK

Still, the best is World Modeling Day- Monkey style. I'm supposed to be diplomatic and think "if you don't have anything nice to say..." in my industry, but that shit cracked me up.
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#118501 - 09/14/05 09:29 AM Re: PSK - Monkey style
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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LOL I'm old but I'm not that fucking old.

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Zenmen trying to score with ladies. Sorry to hear about your crash and burn dude.








Oh fuck now every time I see a picture of this guy im going to think of Zen.

Monkey did the same thing to me with the Tod Hunter/JRV picture,damn it.
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#118502 - 09/14/05 09:58 AM Re: PSK - Monkey style
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Monkey did the same thing to me with the Tod Hunter/JRV picture,damn it.



You're giving me ideas.

I wonder what it would cost to talk Tod into dropping by the JM office next April 1 and introducing himself as JRV? I could talk up a LA trip ahead of time, maybe get Gen to drop by and help Tod with the setup a bit...
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#118503 - 09/14/05 10:55 AM Re: PSK - Monkey style
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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LOL I'm old but I'm not that fucking old.





I hence forth proclaim zenmen to be "Seymour from Sardos" Now we need to get Tod Hunter and Seymour from Sardos to pose together in a single pic. Can anyone set this up?
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#118504 - 09/14/05 11:38 AM Re: PSK - Monkey style
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
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LOL I'm old but I'm not that fucking old.





I hence forth proclaim zenmen to be "Seymour from Sardos" Now we need to get Tod Hunter and Seymour from Sardos to pose together in a single pic. Can anyone set this up?




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#118505 - 09/14/05 09:41 PM Re: PSK - Monkey style
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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I usually don't comment on these pics but this is just God awful. Either that or Luke's camera is set on ugly for this pic.
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#118506 - 09/15/05 12:29 AM Re: PSK - Monkey style
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Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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I usually don't comment on these pics but this is just God awful. Either that or Luke's camera is set on ugly for this pic.




I just wanna know what the fuck happened to Dee? SHe used to be highly strokable. This bitch looks like a stephen king nightmare that somehow escaped the matrix and became part of reality. Can someone say Sleepwalker? With that being said I'm sure shes probably a very nice person
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#118507 - 09/15/05 08:27 AM Re: PSK - Monkey style
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Can someone please post the "JRV" photo next to the "Zenman" picture.Im to lazy to do it but I feel like it must be done.
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#118508 - 09/15/05 09:21 AM Re: PSK - Monkey style
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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Can someone please post the "JRV" photo next to the "Zenman" picture




I'll try and work on something tomorrow when I have some time.
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#118509 - 09/16/05 12:28 PM Re: PSK - IMPORTANT
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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Can someone please post the "JRV" photo next to the "Zenman" picture.Im to lazy to do it but I feel like it must be done.




Can anyone find the pic of jrv (tod hunter)? It doesn't seem to download.
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