WTF? I start a non-inflammatory thread for a change and here comes panda bear with a brick to hit me upside the head with. I suppose that you're fortunate that I haven't been in attack mode for some time now... this is due to the fact that I quit drinking for a while so that I can get into better shape. I am by no means fat but I like to nip problems in the bud when possible... so when a beer gut begins to appear, I gots to work that shit off right away.

Ashley would fuck me based on looks, I have no doubt about that but I question whether she would screw someone outside of 'the business' since I have heard porn stars on howard stern say that they won't. I have also heard many of them say that they never have sex with their fans and I don't know what philosophy, if any, that Ashley lives by. She is not my favorite porn star, that status is reserved for Melissa Lauren for those of you who haven't figured that out yet, but Ashley does still rank pretty high with me nonetheless.

Anyhow, thanks for the Airfare Jeff... that is if I win of course.