"Bowling and Beers"? Fuck that, I prefer "Lawn Darts and Absolut & 7-up", with a lot of people standing around watching so the lawn darts have a chance of hitting something to make the event worthwhile...besides, I removed the brakes on all my w/chairs so If a tried to fling a bowling Ball down the aisle I'd fucking wind up 30 feet down in the gutter, which might not be bad if ashley immediately followed me down the aisle and gave me head, thus creating a new spin on the concept "GUTTER MOUTH", right? RIGHT? YO? *tap tap* Is This MIC on???