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#118385 - 09/13/05 12:09 AM
Win a Date With Ashley Blue
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
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It's true... http://www.sugardvd.com/contest/bowlingblue/What if I win but live 3000 miles from Cali? WTF, then I have to buy a plane ticket and rent a room with no guarentee that I will even get any sex from her at the end of the date. Ashley is still a fine porn star and I read in general porno talk that she no longer has 'the clap' which raises her stock even more... but I don't think this contest is exactly fair to those of us who are non-Cali residents. Maybe if I win, she will post-pone the date until she's touring around the country as a feature dancer at strip clubs.. hopefully with Florida as one of her stops. Otherwise, I would like to be able to at least sell the rights to that date with Ashley on ebay... in the event that I can't make it do to the rising cost of airline travel. Also, seems like a porn star dating a fan is a bit risky with all of the freaks living among us in the world today. Will Ashley at least have some body guards around? Taser handy? Packing some heat maybe? 
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#118389 - 09/13/05 06:31 AM
Re: Win a Date With Ashley Blue
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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"Bowling and Beers"? Fuck that, I prefer "Lawn Darts and Absolut & 7-up", with a lot of people standing around watching so the lawn darts have a chance of hitting something to make the event worthwhile...besides, I removed the brakes on all my w/chairs so If a tried to fling a bowling Ball down the aisle I'd fucking wind up 30 feet down in the gutter, which might not be bad if ashley immediately followed me down the aisle and gave me head, thus creating a new spin on the concept "GUTTER MOUTH", right?  RIGHT? YO? *tap tap* Is This MIC on???
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#118391 - 09/13/05 07:32 AM
Re: Win a Date With Ashley Blue
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 8
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panda_bear = ex-boyfriend that gave ashley the clap. 
Have2, when you're giving the atm to Big Worm, watch out for Mr. Iron or Jamesn giving it to you up the back nine. You ride more jocks then Ms. Jollee. Ah the fanboy in love, "Fist me Ashley, go ahead. i'll do anything." The boys in the middle east trained you well. Calling room service, have2cit rings the bell...boys with rubber gloves arrive. You've taken more dicktation then Dosty's secertary. Just surrender the fantasy and call Smartt already.   
Mow your lawn bitch, us in the blue states have beaners to do it for us...and I live in the forrest...yea you got t'diddy's mouth to get you off, but producing those geo-meteric squares on the lawn is a bitch. Keep thinking about how second rate OSU and UT is...pride is a m.f. Keep working your way to the middle.
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#118392 - 09/13/05 07:56 AM
Re: Win a Date With Ashley Blue
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I go mining and it looks like I strike nerve. Excellent.
I’m not the one handing out venereal disease like lollipops to little girls. Best of luck with your homo fantasies though, perhaps one day you can bring your nacho-esque vision to fruition. You can make a feature called “The Clap†staring Panda bear and Marc Wallice. Best of luck cunt stain.
OSU may not be the best but it is better than where you went. What was it called again? thats right it was good old GED? What a great school. 
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#118394 - 09/13/05 12:29 PM
Re: Win a Date With Ashley Blue
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
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What is for the sake of arguement U don't care b/c U do not find her the least bit attractive anyway...LOL I like My silicone pornwhores
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#118395 - 09/13/05 02:16 PM
Re: Win a Date With Ashley Blue
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/25/05
Posts: 205
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#118402 - 09/13/05 06:56 PM
Re: Win a Date With Ashley Blue
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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#118403 - 09/13/05 10:08 PM
Re: Win a Date With Ashley Blue
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/01/05
Posts: 142
Loc: N. California
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The last time I talked with Ashley, she backed up so fast you'd think I had "stalker" written on my forehead. Hell, if I won, I'd need a bowling ball handy just to keep her in line. But fuck it, I signed up anyway! 
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#118404 - 09/13/05 10:39 PM
Re: Win a Date With Ashley Blue
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
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WTF? I start a non-inflammatory thread for a change and here comes panda bear with a brick to hit me upside the head with. I suppose that you're fortunate that I haven't been in attack mode for some time now... this is due to the fact that I quit drinking for a while so that I can get into better shape. I am by no means fat but I like to nip problems in the bud when possible... so when a beer gut begins to appear, I gots to work that shit off right away.
Ashley would fuck me based on looks, I have no doubt about that but I question whether she would screw someone outside of 'the business' since I have heard porn stars on howard stern say that they won't. I have also heard many of them say that they never have sex with their fans and I don't know what philosophy, if any, that Ashley lives by. She is not my favorite porn star, that status is reserved for Melissa Lauren for those of you who haven't figured that out yet, but Ashley does still rank pretty high with me nonetheless.
Anyhow, thanks for the Airfare Jeff... that is if I win of course. 
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