I was driving on the freeway over the weekend and the road got a little bumpy. It was the part of the 5 south of L.A. but north of long beach. It was the type of road where the front wheels drop off a segment of road and then the back follow a split second later. When in succession, it causes your body to bounce up and down quite rapidly. I started to develop a raging boner and then it hit me. If I was doing a Gag Factor scene just then I could have been throatfucking at double time pace or faster! Ok, imagine a textbook gag factor throatfucking such as Aurora Snow(not to say that this scene isn't anything but textbook). "Gah .. Gah .. Gah .."
Ok. Now imagine if that was happening on a bumpy road. "GaGaGaGaGaGaGaGaGaGaGaGaGah!" This would make for some incredible rapid fire throatfucking at speeds of which we have never seen before, except when you put your dvd on 2x or 4x speed. But not 8x. Problem with that though bro, there's no sound. So. Maybe if we can simulate a bumpy road with some type of motorized seat where we can dramatically increase the amount of throat-thrusts per second. More bang for your buck if you ask me. Oh I just had a good idea. Remember those weight loss things from the 50s? Where you would melt the fat away? This canvas belt wrapped around your lower back and attached to the machine which looked like a standup-style scale. Perhaps we could get one of those from ebay or something... rig it up for rapid-speed blow jobs. I think the Gag Factor of this idea is like 8 or 8.5. It's a good idea but not great. I'm sure there are better ideas out there.

P.S. Anyone else get raging boners from driving fast, or just straight up driving? Werd.

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