I just wanted to share with everyone this exciting news! We will shoot the pictures on Tuesday, which is right in the middle of the days that Girlvert 10 is being made. It's a really great offer for a whore like me. I am very honored.

Quick question Ashley. Did Jeff take away your spinners until you posted more here? Enquiring minds want to know.

Ashley, 3 posts until Jonny takes off and now 4 in a week, what gives? No one left to buy you apple martinis? Need someone to listen to you? Or maybe everyone else has it right and you've been told to quit being a prima donna and start acting like the self promoting whore that you deep down really are. Like maybe that contract needs to be earned! I miss the old you, making almost 300 scenes in two years and taking cock till your whole body shook like a leaf. What ever happened to the girl who got choked out just to see what would happen, off camera nonetheless?
Come back little Ashley, the water is fine.

Is it a full pictorial, a quick one page deal or what?

If this is true, the world has turned upside down, if not, it's a funny.

I for one think your okay! Keep up the posts and good luck on your career!

Ignore those who are jealous of your success!

I'm sure you will be scorching-hot in Playboy, Ashley. Thanks for the heads up.

Huh? No way this is in the Main Playboy edition with a full-pictorial.

i just pissed myself mid-laughing fit after reading ashley blue and playboy in the same sentence. i don't recall ever seeing a girl in playboy with a beer gut. not that that pudge is necessarily a negative; it proves she's not a cokehead like fayner says. cokehead=skinny for the slow people here.

i suggest drawing a picture if you're concerned that the bottom 10% here fully catch it. remember, we've got a brazilian that doesn't even know his penis is small posting here.

Whatever brings porn into the mainstream is good.

It's nice to not only see pretty women, but also good to know they can deliver the goods sexually.

the last 3 threads R FUCKING HILARIOUS