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Burglar baby! She doesnt deserve you! My lil hot cupcake! You can do better.... Like Hailey... omg she is fucking goooood. I very much enjoyed being in her pants more than i did barret blade muahahahah!
Hailey take a ride in his chair! It be one you wont forget :P:P
to Mandy ...
to Hailey ...
....anyone know any good Attorney's with lots of Paternity experience??? *waxes nostalgic for the days of Smiling Arab....*
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Awww goddammit. Now I gotta go return another watch!
Dude, fuck the subtle approach...watches, jewelry, antique dildos can all be pawned. Send your favorite porn-chick-obsession something personal, like your favorite SOCK you use to jerk off into, and ask her to wear it during her next DP and use it to wipe the jizz oozing out of both her holes. Include a postage paid return package so you get it back within 3 months before it permanently crusts up and is rendered abrasive and unusable. Just my 5 cents....
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Are you gonna eat that?