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#118067 - 09/09/05 02:54 PM
Re: Genesis Skye getting married?!!?!
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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if its true the dude must be on crack.
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#118068 - 09/09/05 03:46 PM
Re: Genesis Skye getting married?!!?!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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There's a rumor on the street that Genesis Skye is getting married this weekend??? To the guy who she almost quit porn for - well scratch that - who did SHE quit porn for, for four days. Rumor is also that he wants to come in a male talent and that he "has a big cock and knows how to use it."
Any comment Genesis?
Deepthroat!
I'm more suprised that you have remembered your password since your last post was like a year ago...
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Aside from that...YES Me and Skye Girl are tying the knot.
Now you all know.
It was Her that i was smitten with
It was Her that I have been pining over
Her that broke my heart which led me to the XRCO meltdown.
her, who the flame in heart grows ever stronger
and it is her, who i shall marry THIS WEEKEND.
But none of you fuckers are invited.
It's a private moment
The preceeding was made in jest, and not to be taken seriously, you fools.
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#118072 - 09/10/05 07:15 AM
Re: Genesis Skye getting married?!!?!
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin
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LMAO Genesis married.... Gonna wet my self over here
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#118073 - 09/10/05 09:00 AM
Re: Genesis Skye getting married?!!?!
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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It's the beginning(Get it, hehe beginning?) of a new(Get it, hehe new?) life for her.
Sorry.
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#118074 - 09/10/05 07:44 PM
Re: Genesis Skye getting married?!!?!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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You stupid fuckers, It's ME! She trapped me, saying somehow my dysfunctional erectile capacity is really just a bogus excuse I use to avoid responsibility when I stick my dick and ejaculate in women who are under the influence of the pharmaceuticals they find in my medicine cabinet. In Genesis' case, I attempted to duplicate the ABOVE mentioned feat in Cumshitters, where I blew my wad up her ass, and watched intently as she shit it back out into my Scooby Doo Mug, mixed it with Root Beer and guzzled it down while I frantically jerked off in an attempt to have a second orgasm within two minutes of the first, and the second orgasm I ejaculated into a bowl of Vanilla Ice Cream that was originally intended to make a root beer float, before my cum wound up in the ROOT BEER instead. Genesis claims, however, that because the Vanilla Ice Cream was Fat Free, the added cum I shot onto it that she ate, made her pregnant.....  <long pause to allow the magnitude of the ridiculousness of this situation sink in>...my Lawyer is currently analyzing the validity of her paternity claim against me to help me determine if I should defect to a foreign country like Denamrk (or just move to Utah) where paternity is a non issue because "The whole country is one big happy family and anyone can be anyone's father", so in the meantime I am doing the honorable thing and Marrying this hott-yet-sociopathic-party-fixture-with-tits-and-gaping-asshole. she is marrying me in a Drive-Thru ceremony in Vegas (I am gonna wheel up to the window with her on my lap...See below image) Heading & Picture in the Las Vegas Review Journal Weddings/Engagements section: DA BURGLAR & "Mrs Genesis Skye-DaBurglar"
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#118076 - 09/10/05 10:57 PM
Re: Genesis Skye getting married?!!?!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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#118077 - 09/11/05 10:13 AM
Re: Genesis Skye getting married?!!?!
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
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she shit it back out into my Scooby Doo Mug, mixed it with Root Beer and guzzled it down ...
Hey DB,
You do know that Scooby and Shaggy are stoners, right?
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#118078 - 09/11/05 05:46 PM
Re: Genesis Skye on Midnight Prowl
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Genesis is the latest to go on the Midnight Prowl...
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#118081 - 09/11/05 07:45 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin
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Burglar baby! She doesnt deserve you! My lil hot cupcake! You can do better.... Like Hailey... omg she is fucking goooood. I very much enjoyed being in her pants more than i did barret blade muahahahah!
Hailey take a ride in his chair! It be one you wont forget :P:P
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