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Remember, this chick is fucking SMART...:

Thanks, but being considered a smart chick in this industry is like grading on a curve.


I pick...
g) Ava Devine already got to him first.

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Holy shit, I have never EVER been afflicted by fanboy-itis, but a Hottt, down-to-earth, Intelligent, Articulate AND debauched porn chick like Gia may be my undoing. Fuck, I better find out something negative about her during the chat or I might do something like ADT watch guy and send Gia her own hot-pink colored wheelchair with a bumper sticker on the back that says "I Luv Da Burglar" and ask her to do a JM Bukkake in it...see I am losing it people, porn and this site are slowly eating away my principles, my intellectually anti-social nihilistic mojo is being replaced by a simplisitc, primal urge to just sit and watch Gia's Feeding Frenzy Scene and jerk off non-stop ....

Why couldn't I have met a super-smart slut with a combination oral/cripple fetish 14 years ago at Harvard, I'd be even more of a credit to society....

Gia sweetie, I didn't get the Ava Devine multiple choice answer....who the fuck is Ava Devine? I am fearful, the name kinda sounds like one of smartt's brazillian trannies...