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Remember, this chick is fucking SMART...:




Thanks, but being considered a smart chick in this industry is like grading on a curve.


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1) "Gia, given the fact that the average amount of Semen in a typical ejaculation is 3 to 5 ml, how many LITERS of cum have you consumed in your life, ballpark?" (And do you find cum enjoyable because it tastes great or is less filling?)





Wow! Great question, Burglar. Because everyone here is dying to know, I'll answer this to leave room for more probing Q+A during the live chat.

Let's average out that semem load to 4ml. Now, knowing that 1,000ml=1L, that brings us to 250 loads per liter. Taking all porn activity and every load in my personal life since I began chugging ejaculatory fluids at 15-yrs-old, I'm guessing that I've drank 750 loads. Keep in mind that INCLUDES my first scene ever was a 5 guy blow bang (Glazed and Confused/ Elegant Angel. Dir: William H.), but Shwartzenpecker was there, so that was 7 loads. And then there's that long-term relationship that lasted a whole year, which meant 365 loads. In the end, that brings us to a volume 3 liters of cum in my lifetime. It tastes great, it's rich in minerals, and contains zero net carbs.



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2) "Now, given that estimate of the VOLUME of semen you have consumed is <fill in her response to question #1>, and given that the typical number of sperm per milliliter is 10 million, how many potential rugrats have you prevented from materializing? And do you feel you are addressing two socio-economic crises, world hunger AND overpopulation, when you swallow cum?"





Okay, Burglar. Given: 3L of cum=3,000ml. Do the math. That means that 30,000,000,000 little seeds were consumed. Hey, it's like one-stop shopping for both self-gratification and zero population growth.


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3) In making a personal decision on whether you would fuck a crippled guy, which of the following apply:

a) Whether he is cute
b) Whether he is loaded (in terms of money)
c) Whether he is loaded (in terms of drugs, which he will share)
d) Whether his wheelchair is Electric (and vibrates) or Manual
e) Under No circumstances will you have anything sexual to do with cripples
f) You will only fuck Black Cripples




I pick...
g) Ava Devine already got to him first.




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