Ok shit like this spectacular event will pull me back into this JOYOUS Abyss--> XPT, and help me find my missing antisocial-prick-who-finds-peace-from-porn MOJO. Nothing like a intelligent slut to galvanize my gonads...I am already 37% erect thinking about Gia, I may even type on my keyboard during the chat with my penis

..however, in case I am not here (i.e. if I pass out before 10 pm EST), who will volunteer to ask her the following question(s) for me? Remember, this chick is fucking SMART...:

1) "Gia, given the fact that the average amount of Semen in a typical ejaculation is 3 to 5 ml, how many LITERS of cum have you consumed in your life, ballpark?" (And do you find cum enjoyable because it tastes great or is less filling?)

2) "Now, given that estimate of the VOLUME of semen you have consumed is <fill in her response to question #1>, and given that the typical number of sperm per milliliter is 10 million, how many potential rugrats have you prevented from materializing? And do you feel you are addressing two socio-economic crises, world hunger AND overpopulation, when you swallow cum?"

3) In making a personal decision on whether you would fuck a crippled guy, which of the following apply:

a) Whether he is cute
b) Whether he is loaded (in terms of money)
c) Whether he is loaded (in terms of drugs, which he will share)
d) Whether his wheelchair is Electric (and vibrates) or Manual
e) Under No circumstances will you have anything sexual to do with cripples
f) You will only fuck Black Cripples


...hopefully I'll be around to ask her myself, but who'll back me up here? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone?