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#117827 - 09/06/05 02:10 PM
Re: Gia Jordan Chat at on Sept 14th @ 7pm PT!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Wow- you guys rule. Thanks Jeff and Tony. I think that this will be another great chat because Gia seems so quick on her feet and resonable of thought. And yet so debauched. Perfect for a chat here. Thanks again.
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#117828 - 09/06/05 05:57 PM
Re: Gia Jordan Chat at on Sept 14th @ 7pm PT!
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/01/05
Posts: 75
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That's great news. Gia's a great personality and deserves a bigger profile than she normally gets.
Hopefully she'll start posting on the forums here.....
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#117832 - 09/07/05 05:34 PM
Re: Gia Jordan Chat at on Sept 14th @ 7pm PT!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Ok shit like this spectacular event will pull me back into this JOYOUS Abyss--> XPT, and help me find my missing antisocial-prick-who-finds-peace-from-porn MOJO. Nothing like a intelligent slut to galvanize my gonads...I am already 37% erect thinking about Gia, I may even type on my keyboard during the chat with my penis  ..however, in case I am not here (i.e. if I pass out before 10 pm EST), who will volunteer to ask her the following question(s) for me? Remember, this chick is fucking SMART...: 1) "Gia, given the fact that the average amount of Semen in a typical ejaculation is 3 to 5 ml, how many LITERS of cum have you consumed in your life, ballpark?" (And do you find cum enjoyable because it tastes great or is less filling?) 2) "Now, given that estimate of the VOLUME of semen you have consumed is <fill in her response to question #1>, and given that the typical number of sperm per milliliter is 10 million, how many potential rugrats have you prevented from materializing? And do you feel you are addressing two socio-economic crises, world hunger AND overpopulation, when you swallow cum?" 3) In making a personal decision on whether you would fuck a crippled guy, which of the following apply: a) Whether he is cute b) Whether he is loaded (in terms of money) c) Whether he is loaded (in terms of drugs, which he will share) d) Whether his wheelchair is Electric (and vibrates) or Manual e) Under No circumstances will you have anything sexual to do with cripples f) You will only fuck Black Cripples ...hopefully I'll be around to ask her myself, but who'll back me up here? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone?
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#117833 - 09/08/05 10:20 AM
Re: Gia Jordan Chat at on Sept 14th @ 7pm PT!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Remember, this chick is fucking SMART...:
Thanks, but being considered a smart chick in this industry is like grading on a curve.
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1) "Gia, given the fact that the average amount of Semen in a typical ejaculation is 3 to 5 ml, how many LITERS of cum have you consumed in your life, ballpark?" (And do you find cum enjoyable because it tastes great or is less filling?)
Wow! Great question, Burglar. Because everyone here is dying to know, I'll answer this to leave room for more probing Q+A during the live chat.
Let's average out that semem load to 4ml. Now, knowing that 1,000ml=1L, that brings us to 250 loads per liter. Taking all porn activity and every load in my personal life since I began chugging ejaculatory fluids at 15-yrs-old, I'm guessing that I've drank 750 loads. Keep in mind that INCLUDES my first scene ever was a 5 guy blow bang (Glazed and Confused/ Elegant Angel. Dir: William H.), but Shwartzenpecker was there, so that was 7 loads. And then there's that long-term relationship that lasted a whole year, which meant 365 loads. In the end, that brings us to a volume 3 liters of cum in my lifetime. It tastes great, it's rich in minerals, and contains zero net carbs.
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2) "Now, given that estimate of the VOLUME of semen you have consumed is <fill in her response to question #1>, and given that the typical number of sperm per milliliter is 10 million, how many potential rugrats have you prevented from materializing? And do you feel you are addressing two socio-economic crises, world hunger AND overpopulation, when you swallow cum?"
Okay, Burglar. Given: 3L of cum=3,000ml. Do the math. That means that 30,000,000,000 little seeds were consumed. Hey, it's like one-stop shopping for both self-gratification and zero population growth.
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3) In making a personal decision on whether you would fuck a crippled guy, which of the following apply:
a) Whether he is cute
b) Whether he is loaded (in terms of money)
c) Whether he is loaded (in terms of drugs, which he will share)
d) Whether his wheelchair is Electric (and vibrates) or Manual
e) Under No circumstances will you have anything sexual to do with cripples
f) You will only fuck Black Cripples
I pick...
g) Ava Devine already got to him first. 
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#117836 - 09/08/05 10:31 AM
Re: Gia Jordan Chat at on Sept 14th @ 7pm PT!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Damn it Monstar cock blocked me again- 2 minutes earlier with his post. It was that nice ass comment wasn't M.? 
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Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#117837 - 09/08/05 11:20 AM
Re: Gia Jordan Chat at on Sept 14th @ 7pm PT!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Damn it Monstar cock blocked me again- 2 minutes earlier with his post.
It was that nice ass comment wasn't M.?
can't get caught slippin'
(BTW now girls have started grabbing my ass more
...and the wind cries cleetus)
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#117838 - 09/08/05 11:23 AM
Re: Gia Jordan Chat at on Sept 14th @ 7pm PT!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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#117839 - 09/08/05 02:04 PM
Re: Gia Jordan Chat at on Sept 14th @ 7pm PT!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Remember, this chick is fucking SMART...:
Thanks, but being considered a smart chick in this industry is like grading on a curve.
I pick...
g) Ava Devine already got to him first.
Holy shit, I have never EVER been afflicted by fanboy-itis, but a Hottt, down-to-earth, Intelligent, Articulate AND debauched porn chick like Gia may be my undoing. Fuck, I better find out something negative about her during the chat or I might do something like ADT watch guy and send Gia her own hot-pink colored wheelchair with a bumper sticker on the back that says "I Luv Da Burglar" and ask her to do a JM Bukkake in it...see I am losing it people, porn and this site are slowly eating away my principles, my intellectually anti-social nihilistic mojo is being replaced by a simplisitc, primal urge to just sit and watch Gia's Feeding Frenzy Scene and jerk off non-stop ....
Why couldn't I have met a super-smart slut with a combination oral/cripple fetish 14 years ago at Harvard, I'd be even more of a credit to society....  
Gia sweetie, I didn't get the Ava Devine multiple choice answer....who the fuck is Ava Devine? I am fearful, the name kinda sounds like one of smartt's brazillian trannies...
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#117843 - 09/11/05 01:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Damn GIA 
That was the hottest post ever... kinda reminded me of my technical or scientific description of my orgasms! hehehe she rocks!
I have to agree...I am totally blown away, I am useless right now....
Who would have thought hot, intelligent, debauched chicks like Gia would be my undoing, would kill my seemingly unrelenting anger and need to promote societal unrest by pointing out how stupid everything and everyone really is compared to me.... Could it be that Gia has actually reached the humanity in my soul? Granted, this supposed "Humanity" inside me is perverted and obsessed with an oral cum swallowing fetish, but it's HUMANITY none the less...like I pointed out in a previous post, only HUMANS are the creatures on this planet who have the males desire to release their gametes into the oral cavities of the females, and only Human females pretend (or not) to want this biologically pointless, morally bankrupt, sexually HOT activity to take place for the purpose (usually) of monetary gain.....
Gia is to Da Burglar's Professional-Prick-Ability as Kryptonite is to Superman's Super powers.
**Russel Crowe 'GLADIAOTR' Voice Imitation** ---- "Are you not entertained? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!?!"
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#117844 - 09/11/05 11:20 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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I'm not sure what you did Malice to get that hot little whore Gia  to come onboard but I'm glad you did. Gia you are an awesome cocksucker and I mean that in the most sincere way.  
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#117849 - 09/12/05 06:31 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/23/05
Posts: 422
Loc: Mitteleuropa
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Is anyone here going to the Venus International Fair this October in Berlin?
I am.  
hi, i will probably be there.
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#117851 - 09/13/05 08:46 AM
Re: Gia Jordan Chat at on Sept 14th @ 7pm PT!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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#117854 - 09/13/05 07:49 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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OMG! That sounds so fucking hot! What a better way to multi-task busting a load. If this technology is possible through xpt, then stroke to my scenes on dvd. You getting hot gets me hot.
Gia! Dare I dream that you followed me away from the clutches of that mega-bitch Steph? My heart is THROBBING!!!!
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#117856 - 09/13/05 08:08 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Hey Phlog! I see you're an ADT expat now.
Personally, I like both places. It's kinda like having divorced parents where ADT is the dad who knows what's best for you, but XPT is the mom that lets you eat ice cream for dinner! 
I actually lived that scenario! LOL! (I'll still give you a 5-star rating, despite not explicitly agreeing with me that Steph is a bitch.  )
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#117858 - 09/13/05 10:17 PM
Re: Gia Jordan Chat at on Sept 14th @ 7pm PT!
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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XPT is the mom that lets you eat ice cream for dinner!
Everybody give Gia some cream!
I am really, really happy to have Gia around here now. 
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#117859 - 09/14/05 08:41 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
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XPT is the mom that lets you eat ice cream for dinner!
Everybody give Gia some cream!
I am really, really happy to have Gia around here now.
I am also glad Gia is pokin her head around her, she's one spunky cumguzzling whore. Tony likey!
Malice
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#117860 - 09/14/05 06:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Hey Pervs. During my chat at 7pm (PT), you'll be thinking  I'm on my laptop right now getting ready. Yeah, that's right. I'm one of those prompt and responsible whores that keeps her word. See ya there!
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#117861 - 09/14/05 06:50 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Hey Pervs. During my chat at 7pm (PT), you'll be thinking I'm on my laptop right now getting ready. Yeah, that's right. I'm one of those prompt and responsible whores that keeps her word.
See ya there!
My life has only existed to bring me to this moment. I won't miss it, Gia! 
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#117864 - 09/15/05 08:22 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
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Hey Pervs. During my chat at 7pm (PT), you'll be thinking I'm on my laptop right now getting ready. Yeah, that's right. I'm one of those prompt and responsible whores that keeps her word.
See ya there!
You did a great job Gia! Thanks!!
Malice
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#117866 - 09/15/05 09:03 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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#117868 - 09/15/05 12:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Cindy Crawford, Liv Wilder, and not sure who else.
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#117870 - 09/16/05 11:36 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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#117872 - 09/19/05 02:29 PM
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Registered: 03/12/03
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