Fucking donkey fucking canucks, think they know something about how stuff goes down here. You think you're fucking informed up there sport?

Bootlegging bullshit canadian satellite was all the rage around here for a while. After a month all my friends started talking funny. You don't get any real news unless it's a network feed from cbs, nbc or abc and that ain't saying much. You can't even get Foxnews on Bell Express.

Yeah, Jamie, you're well informed about our affairs all right. You sound like a thumb-sucking paranoid freak, hearing voices in your head and finding yourself unable to comprehend them. Pity.

Nice work have2cit.