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#117557 - 09/04/05 02:39 AM Hurricane Plans
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Some of you might be forgiven for thinking that there was no plan in New Orleans. But that's not the case at all.

May I present the SOUTHEAST LOUISIANA HURRICANE EVACUATION AND SHELTERING PLAN (PDF), from the website of the "Louisiana Office of Homeland Security and Emergency Preparedness ", revised January 2000. Would someone please give a copy to the Mayor?


There were apparently 200 MTA buses and 300+ school buses in New Orleans during the mandatory evacuation that were never used, and weren't flooded until 36-48 hours after they were needed. That many buses is more than enough to have evacuated in less than 12 hours everyone who was left behind.


As incredible as it may seem, New Orleans apparently had a plan, had all of the resources they needed locally - within the city, not just the region, needing no help from FEMA or even the state of Louisiana - and still managed a crisis management performance even a third-rate prehistoric tribe would be ashamed of.


Edited by jrv (09/04/05 05:37 PM)
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#117558 - 09/04/05 08:58 AM Re: Hurricane Plans
XXXbitionist Offline
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Registered: 06/03/04
Posts: 703
Loc: blue state.....red county...
i kinda stumbled onto that last night while doing hours of surfing......makes you wonder.....
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#117559 - 09/04/05 11:08 AM Re: Hurricane Plans
Evil Klown Offline
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Posts: 1024
JRV,

Mucho gracias, but this board isn't Lefty Haven (aka ADT) where all of the world's ills are capriciously foisted upon Bush

BTW, my hometown has already received around 6,000 troops from Keesler AFB, Biloxi, MS, and the base here expects to receive the rest over the next few weeks. Keesler is a training base with around 30K plus students. It's situated between the U.S. highway 90 (beach highway) and the Back Bay. When I heard the MS governor state that D'Iberville, which is located behind the Back Bay, was under six foot of water, I knew Keesler was obliterated

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#117560 - 09/04/05 07:16 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
Jamie L Brian Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 132
Quote:

JRV,

Mucho gracias, but this board isn't Lefty Haven (aka ADT) where all of the world's ills are capriciously foisted upon Bush





Not this time, sadly, Tanta's Daddy or Evil Klown or Have2Cit or Smutmtant or whatever alias you're using now, it's just AMERICA's ills that are being hoisted upon the AMERICAN President's shoulders.

The rest of the world has fuck all to do with this one.
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#117561 - 09/04/05 07:48 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
What are America's Ills exactly? and what do they have to do with a hurricane?
Jamie, just because people think alike does not make them the same user- if that were the case there would only be about 14 ids on ADT - 8 lefties, 2 righties and 4 people looking for anal creampie flicks.

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#117562 - 09/04/05 07:55 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
Jamie L Brian Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 132
I love how you guys turn this around every time by pointing that I'm from another country, which means I have no idea what I'm talking about. Frankly, Cleetus, who I suspect is also one of the aliases, FUCK YOU!

I'm Canadian so I have no idea what goes on in another country? Okay, I went over this before, uhm, dude, everybody knows what's going on RIGHT FUCKING NOW in the US. 5 days before a genuine response. 1000's possibly dead. It's a tragedy. Spin the shit in Bush's favour.

Nope, no ills whatsoever.

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Don't be so fucking stupid Cleetus or whomever. Everytime Tanta's Daddy makes a post Evil Klown follows said post. Not sometimes mind you -- EVERY FUCKING TIME. At first, it was cool, now it's just borderline silly. I'm pretty sure these are the same people. Doesn't take a fucking rocket scientist.
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#117563 - 09/04/05 08:53 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Fine blame Bush. Feel better? I doubt it- I can't absolve Bush of any guilt, he and many others on local and state levels could have done better jobs. The big thing is that they learn what they did wrong and fix it.

As far as the alternate ids go- I will put the question to our own resident rocket scientist- JRV. Am I one of the aliases that Jamie listed?



Edited by Cleetus VanDamme (09/04/05 08:57 PM)
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#117564 - 09/04/05 09:46 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
Jamie L Brian Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 132
Quote:

Fine blame Bush. Feel better? I doubt it- I can't absolve Bush of any guilt, he and many others on local and state levels could have done better jobs. The big thing is that they learn what they did wrong and fix it.






Wow! A common sense response.

Yup, but Bush is THE PRESIDENT and is supposed to act like a leader. He IS to blame for cutting funding specifically designed to strengthen levees, for sending much needed National Guard troops to be apart of a stupid fucking war for oil, and oh ya, for being a right wing asshole that nominates pricks like Gonzalez and John Roberts to be in positions that take away people's civil rights and channel finances into important things like stopping things like pornography for consenting adults. Money that would be better used strengthenig levees. Anyways, ya, I do feel better.

Sorry, but seeing the poorest of the poor in New Orleans dying on my tv every night for the last week has pissed me off a bit, especially when Bush, a leader of your great nation, is doing photo ops to try to curb is his decreasing poll numbers. And people like racist gun-loving hick clowns like Klown aka Tanta aka Smutmutant are actually defending him. Fuck him, fuck them and fuck you!

As for whether you are or not twenty different people, I don't give a shit either way.
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#117565 - 09/04/05 10:09 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

As far as the alternate ids go- I will put the question to our own resident rocket scientist- JRV. Am I one of the aliases that Jamie listed?




First I gotta check and make sure none of those are ME!

James - there are a couple of things to remember here. First, disaster planning and crisis management are things run by the states, not the federal government. FEMA supplies a lot of resources and pays for the logistics. It's the locals – mayor, governor, county whatever – that writes the plan and leads it (with strong FEMA participation)

In particular FEMA is responsible for reserve resources on a large scale - for example, FEMA ensures there are a million blankets available somewhere so that each state needn't duplicate each other's efforts. Contingency leases on airplanes would be another example. FEMA is the rich uncle the states can rely on when it gets expensive – FEMA doesn't lead except in unusual cases, and a hurricane isn't unusual.

The basic idea behind local control is that people on-the-spot have a better idea of the local conditions and circumstances than some bureaucratic automa in Washington. A desk jockey in Washington might not realize New Orleans sits well below sea level, for instance.

There are strong legal restrictions against sending in troops or Guard forces from out of state without the state's permission. In this case the governor of Louisiana has granted only limited permission - troops may deliver water and evacuate refugees but may not confront or deal with looters or snipers. That's the governor's choice. The governor could in fact order Honore and the feds out as long as she could keep order and peace.

Finally note that hurricanes aren't that unusual here. I've "ridden out" three when I lived on the coast. Florida has even more. The preparations needed are well known to those who live on the coast and not particularly difficult. New Orleans appears to have been hit by a fairly average hurricane - it's Mississippi and Alabama that got whacked really hard.

FEMA shares blame with the Governor of Louisiana and the Mayor of New Orleans, but FEMA is no more responsible than they. New Orleans had the resources to evacuate on their own initiative until sometime Tuesday, and the Governor had the resources at every point but never used them, instead forcing FEMA to bring things in from out of state after it was too late.

I am personally beginning to settle on Tuesday morning as when FEMA started to go bad. Monday evening things were fine, better than expected (the Mayor said so on TV) and there were no flooding problems from the hurricane.

But Tuesday morning there was still an unrepaired levee breach, and it was a large one, and there was some flooding. At that point evacuation contingency plans should have started. There should have been a panic when it was announced the breaches couldn't be repaired, and frenzy when the mayor decided not to evacuate ahead of the inevitable flooding. And I mean at FEMA too, not just the governor's office.

Had Bush sent Honore in to take over from the locals Tuesday night instead of Thursday ~ 40 hours might have been saved. That's 20-20 hindsight but if you're going to pick a time and say the President might have reasonably acted to replace the existing crisis management team I think you say that the mayor's decision not to evacuate in spite of inevitable flooding is it.

We'll have to see the actual timetable after the investigation to see exactly when the mayor first told FEMA the levee might not be fixed, and what Bush was told by FEMA, and when. Bush obviously knew Thursday, or at least realized what he was being told was garbage, but how much earlier is unclear.
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#117566 - 09/04/05 10:26 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
JRV Offline
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Posts: 5849
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He IS to blame for cutting funding specifically designed to strengthen levees




That funding cut was by the House. Bush never vetoed anything.

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Sorry, but seeing the poorest of the poor in New Orleans dying on my tv every night for the last week has pissed me off a bit




That decision was made solely by the Mayor of New Orleans, who is black. Bush had no say in the matter - it's not his decision to make, and he can't overrule the mayor & governor.

It appears that the Mayor had no inkling there was a plan already worked out to handle the situation, and had no idea he had the resources on-hand to carry it out. Instead he tried to "wing it" on the fly and made at least three critical blunders:

1. He didn't evacuate residents without autos on Sunday.
2. He didn't start evacuation preparations Tuesday morning while waiting to see if levee repairs would work.
3. And the big one is that he decided not to evacuate even after the flooding was inevitable (when told the levee breach could not be repaired).
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#117567 - 09/04/05 10:29 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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The same thing would have happened no matter who was president., Bush, Clinton, Carter, or even Reagen. No one was prepared for this period. It took everyone by surprise.

Tell me how much aid has been offered by the Canadians, Huh? My guess would be none.

If some city in Canada was in such bad shape you couldn't keep the medical supplies and food from coming off the planes from the US. All we get from your wonderful kuntree is lectures. Do you know how this speaks volumes of you as a culture?

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#117568 - 09/04/05 11:26 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
Evil Klown Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
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Not this time, sadly, Tanta's Daddy or Evil Klown or Have2Cit or Smutmtant or whatever alias you're using now, it's just AMERICA's ills that are being hoisted upon the AMERICAN President's shoulders.

The rest of the world has fuck all to do with this one.




Hey Euro Trash Reject,

If you had an inkling of a clue and quit perusing Big Worm's and Coochie Monster's posts for material, you'd realize that 99.99% of the aliases departed when the Smelly Monkey Fan Boy Club disintegrated.

You fucking Canucks are not worthy of indignation, just inconsequential. Why don't you tuck your tail and scamper off to ADT where you'll be welcomed by your fellow komrade dick smokers


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#117569 - 09/04/05 11:29 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Actually I think Canada has. But as you might expect there was some bureaucratic red-tape in Washington and the Canadians haven't been able to get here.

And once in they might not be able to get into Louisiana. At least one fully equipped US mobile hospital with 100 beds was refused entry into Louisiana because they didn't have the right paperwork.
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#117570 - 09/05/05 12:43 AM Re: Hurricane Plans
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Actually I think Canada has.



You mean just like Venezuela?

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#117571 - 09/05/05 02:46 AM Re: Hurricane Plans
Burrito is Back! Offline
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Registered: 05/17/05
Posts: 24
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You fucking Canucks are not worthy of indignation, just inconsequential. Why don't you tuck your tail and scamper off to ADT where you'll be welcomed by your fellow komrade dick smokers




hey faggot, do you think you're so fucking slick that no one knows you're Funkola over ADT? worthless spick cunt. you say nothing worth a shit here and nothing worth a shit there. your pathetic. go searching the net for more smileys to speak for you bitch. or maybe take a trip down to the swap meet to pick up more three flower to grease your filthy hair with. or maybe just die. dumb beaner.

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#117572 - 09/05/05 06:28 AM Re: Hurricane Plans
Jamie L Brian Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 132
Quote:

Quote:


Not this time, sadly, Tanta's Daddy or Evil Klown or Have2Cit or Smutmtant or whatever alias you're using now, it's just AMERICA's ills that are being hoisted upon the AMERICAN President's shoulders.

The rest of the world has fuck all to do with this one.




Hey Euro Trash Reject,







Euro?

You continue showing us what a fucking hick dumbass you are.

Keep talking, Tanta, fucking retard.

PS
Great pic. Very witty. Did you scan Google for that, or was it already in your harddrive, just waiting for a chance to zing that piece of genius on us? Huh?
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#117573 - 09/05/05 06:30 AM Re: Hurricane Plans
Jamie L Brian Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 132
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Quote:


You fucking Canucks are not worthy of indignation, just inconsequential. Why don't you tuck your tail and scamper off to ADT where you'll be welcomed by your fellow komrade dick smokers




hey faggot, do you think you're so fucking slick that no one knows you're Funkola over ADT? worthless spick cunt. you say nothing worth a shit here and nothing worth a shit there. your pathetic. go searching the net for more smileys to speak for you bitch. or maybe take a trip down to the swap meet to pick up more three flower to grease your filthy hair with. or maybe just die. dumb beaner.





Hey Evil Klown.

Uhm you makkeee no senseee.

Spick? I don't even know any you stupid fuck! I think you got Canada and Mexico mixed up, but whatelse would I have expected from you Klown, Tanta, whatever. You've already shown your hand, you're a fucking retard. Buy a map, dumbass.

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I made over 1000 posts here, and about 3 over there, so what the fuck are you talking about ADT for? Stupid fuck!
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#117574 - 09/05/05 06:35 AM Re: Hurricane Plans
Jamie L Brian Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 132
I just love writing stuff that pisses off right wingers. They never come at you with the facts, they just resort to name calling.

Spick
Eurotrash

So fucking stupid. Hey, right wing nut jobs, hold your own in the argument. I offered facts, you guys name-called like two year olds in a school yard.

Keep it up guys, you right wing fucks are so stupid.

I never said one negative thing about the US, just your President and yet people act like I'm anti-US. Sad thing is, it's Americans in New Orleans that died while the President was on his ranch and none of you right wing fucks care, because you're all fucking pieces of shit. Canadians care more than you guys do about your own people.

I say again, to all you incarnations of the same guy, fuck you!
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#117575 - 09/05/05 08:31 AM Re: Hurricane Plans
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

I just love writing stuff that pisses off right wingers.





Yet you don't posses the intelligence to know when someone is talking to you or not. Color me shocked. Re-read the posts you quoted. If you can't argue in an intelligent way you need to fuck off. You don't hear me spouting off about French-Canadian independence. Why you ask? Because it's none of my business.

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#117576 - 09/05/05 09:04 AM Re: Hurricane Plans
Jamie L Brian Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 132
Quote:

Quote:

I just love writing stuff that pisses off right wingers.





Yet you don't posses the intelligence to know when someone is talking to you or not. Color me shocked. Re-read the posts you quoted. If you can't argue in an intelligent way you need to fuck off. You don't hear me spouting off about French-Canadian independence. Why you ask? Because it's none of my business.




Re-read my posts, and they were grrrreeatt. Thanks for the trip down memory lane.

When French-Canadians start dying off in record numbers because of an incompetent government, then you could bitch all you want. I don't give a flying fuck what your hick ass has to say anyways. Have2cit, your the dumb fuck who thought people in Canada lived in huts or something. Fucking hick retard. Get out of hickland for a few weeks, travel or something, there's a whole other world out there you stupid shit.

I can say whatever I like about your country or any other because, unlike you, I live in a free country where freedom of speech is encouraged rather than outlawed. Color me wrong on this one fuck face. Janet Jackson's tit, the Artistocrats, 2257 -- FUCK YOU!

Oh ya, it is my business because people in my country actually give a shit about people in your country. 1000 troops dead in Iraq, 1000's possibly dead in New Orleans and you stupid fucks just smile at your President like dumb dogs. Like he's doing a good job or something.

Have2cit, judging from older posts and your penchant for gun and sauceran (sp?) talk, I always figured you were Klown, Tanta, Smut. Maybe not, maybe you're a just a whole other dumbass poster.

I love this, keep the vitriol coming right wing hicks.

I'm in the mood for some smack talk. This whole board has been floating belly up for weeks now.

Why are you guys angry again, because I actually don't like seeing people in New Orleans dying? How terrible on my part.



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#117577 - 09/05/05 09:12 AM Re: Hurricane Plans
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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I love how you guys turn this around every time by pointing that I'm from another country, which means I have no idea what I'm talking about. Frankly, Cleetus, who I suspect is also one of the aliases, FUCK YOU!

I'm Canadian so I have no idea what goes on in another country? Okay, I went over this before, uhm, dude, everybody knows what's going on RIGHT FUCKING NOW in the US. 5 days before a genuine response. 1000's possibly dead. It's a tragedy. Spin the shit in Bush's favour.

Nope, no ills whatsoever.

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Don't be so fucking stupid Cleetus or whomever. Everytime Tanta's Daddy makes a post Evil Klown follows said post. Not sometimes mind you -- EVERY FUCKING TIME. At first, it was cool, now it's just borderline silly. I'm pretty sure these are the same people. Doesn't take a fucking rocket scientist.





Actually Jamie- you started the slippery slope toward name calling and cussing with this post. You began by telling me to fuck off and then proceeded to imply i was stupid without furthering your argument. And you were not the one being called a spick for your information.

As far as this thread goes- as it has already been said, no matter who the president was the result would be the same. Bureaucratic red tape is the way the government works nowadays- not only in the US but all over the world. It takes a lot longer to get anything done today than it should.
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#117578 - 09/05/05 09:18 AM Re: Hurricane Plans
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Quote:


You fucking Canucks are not worthy of indignation, just inconsequential. Why don't you tuck your tail and scamper off to ADT where you'll be welcomed by your fellow komrade dick smokers




hey faggot, do you think you're so fucking slick that no one knows you're Funkola over ADT? worthless spick cunt. you say nothing worth a shit here and nothing worth a shit there. your pathetic. go searching the net for more smileys to speak for you bitch. or maybe take a trip down to the swap meet to pick up more three flower to grease your filthy hair with. or maybe just die. dumb beaner.





Just curious dude- what name do you post under on ADT?
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#117579 - 09/05/05 09:23 AM Re: Hurricane Plans
Jamie L Brian Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 132
Quote:

Quote:

I love how you guys turn this around every time by pointing that I'm from another country, which means I have no idea what I'm talking about. Frankly, Cleetus, who I suspect is also one of the aliases, FUCK YOU!

I'm Canadian so I have no idea what goes on in another country? Okay, I went over this before, uhm, dude, everybody knows what's going on RIGHT FUCKING NOW in the US. 5 days before a genuine response. 1000's possibly dead. It's a tragedy. Spin the shit in Bush's favour.

Nope, no ills whatsoever.

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Don't be so fucking stupid Cleetus or whomever. Everytime Tanta's Daddy makes a post Evil Klown follows said post. Not sometimes mind you -- EVERY FUCKING TIME. At first, it was cool, now it's just borderline silly. I'm pretty sure these are the same people. Doesn't take a fucking rocket scientist.





Actually Jamie- you started the slippery slope toward name calling and cussing with this post. You began by telling me to fuck off and then proceeded to imply i was stupid without furthering your argument. And you were not the one being called a spick for your information.

As far as this thread goes- as it has already been said, no matter who the president was the result would be the same. Bureaucratic red tape is the way the government works nowadays- not only in the US but all over the world. It takes a lot longer to get anything done today than it should.




The day after the hurricane, instead of flying to Louisiana, Bush flew to San Diego to party with his business cronies.

That's not made up folks, that's fact!

Nope, Cleetus, you're right nothing could be done.


Sorry for calling you stupid, telling you to fuck off, blah blah.

Friends?

Let us together, tear down those walls that the Bush Administration has helped to create around the world. Let us, representatives of our two great nations, become friends and join forces.
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#117580 - 09/05/05 09:29 AM Re: Hurricane Plans
Jamie L Brian Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 132
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:


You fucking Canucks are not worthy of indignation, just inconsequential. Why don't you tuck your tail and scamper off to ADT where you'll be welcomed by your fellow komrade dick smokers




hey faggot, do you think you're so fucking slick that no one knows you're Funkola over ADT? worthless spick cunt. you say nothing worth a shit here and nothing worth a shit there. your pathetic. go searching the net for more smileys to speak for you bitch. or maybe take a trip down to the swap meet to pick up more three flower to grease your filthy hair with. or maybe just die. dumb beaner.





Just curious dude- what name do you post under on ADT?




There's three posts I think, all under Jamie L. Brian. That's the only name I use and the only name I've ever used on these discussion forums.

The last post I made was about a year ago around the time Ariana Jollee did the 65 Guy Creampie video. I don't like ADT, and never have. Too many rules over there. Think I'm lying? I promise you Cleetus, I aint.

I got a question, when did this board get overrun with right wing assholes (or at least one who posts all the time under different aliases) and is that the reason why interest has waned from XPT. Just curious.

Think hard, Cleetus. Interest in this group is WAY the fuck down and that's sad because this is the best discussion forum on the net in my opinion, or was.

How many posts on XPT are skewed with talk of guns, racism, etc.. stupid idiotic macho-man shit that most people grow out of in their early twenties. Not to say it's a bad thing, but man, think every person who happens on this board wants to read that shit in every post.
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#117581 - 09/05/05 09:32 AM Re: Hurricane Plans
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Dude, no worries I do not take things said on a message board too personally. I was just pointing out that if one resents name calling than one shouldn't do it themselves a few posts above the resentment post.

As far as being friends sure, I have friends from the left, right and everywhere in between. As everyone on the board knows I like everyone except the saracen who seeks my demise.
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#117582 - 09/05/05 09:35 AM Re: Hurricane Plans
Jamie L Brian Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 132
Hey Cleet or rather, Klown/Tanta!

I knew it.

I see you replied to yourself in that 3rd World thread. Couldn't help it could you. Great stuff. I noticed you went offline last night for a few minutes, then all of a sudden Tanta's Daddy's post appeared, then you were back online again.

Hilarious.
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#117583 - 09/05/05 10:14 AM Re: Hurricane Plans
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Hey Cleet or rather, Klown/Tanta!

I knew it.

I see you replied to yourself in that 3rd World thread. Couldn't help it could you. Great stuff. I noticed you went offline last night for a few minutes, then all of a sudden Tanta's Daddy's post appeared, then you were back online again.

Hilarious.





Nice catch Jamie- good eye
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#117584 - 09/05/05 10:28 AM Re: Hurricane Plans
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Have2cit, your the dumb fuck who thought people in Canada lived in huts or something.






No, igloos.

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Fucking hick retard. Get out of hickland for a few weeks, travel or something, there's a whole other world out there you stupid shit.






I have been on every continent on this earth except Antarctica. Hell I spent 2 ½ months in Kuala Lumpur this spring and 2 months in Jeddah in 04. There are more people in the world who fall under the category of conservative than liberal. Maybe you should put down that awful tasting beer and hockey stick so you can smell your own shit because from where I’m sitting it stinks.

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I can say whatever I like about your country or any other because, unlike you, I live in a free country where freedom of speech is encouraged rather than outlawed. Color me wrong on this one fuck face. Janet Jackson's tit, the Artistocrats, 2257 -- FUCK YOU!






Spout your puerile crap all you want no one said you couldn’t. Free speech has consequences though. You have to be able to support what you say. You can’t because you’re stupid. Now don’t blame me bearing the bad news. It’s your parents you need to kick in the ass for it.

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Oh ya, it is my business because people in my country actually give a shit about people in your country. 1000 troops dead in Iraq, 1000's possibly dead in New Orleans and you stupid fucks just smile at your President like dumb dogs. Like he's doing a good job or something.






This is about you and other worthless people trying to turn human tragedy into political ammunition. I will put it in simple words so even you can understand. The truth is the Mayor of New Orleans and the Governor of Louisiana screwed up big time and now they need a scapegoat.

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Have2cit, judging from older posts and your penchant for gun and sauceran (sp?) talk, I always figured you were Klown, Tanta, Smut. Maybe not, maybe you're a just a whole other dumbass poster.






And judging by your past posts it seems you’re the type of moron who jumps in without knowing how deep the water is first.

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I love this, keep the vitriol coming right wing hicks.

I'm in the mood for some smack talk. This whole board has been floating belly up for weeks now.






You maybe in the mood but you don’t have the intelligence to deal with it. Now go home and kick your mom in the cunt for me.

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Why are you guys angry again, because I actually don't like seeing people in New Orleans dying? How terrible on my part.






No, because you jump the gun and start in on people who had nothing to do with the thread at all. You want shit you got it but be warned I don’t quit until I see you bleed.

Its people like you that drag down this world. You’re too stupid and pig headed to open your mind to any other possibility that hasn’t been spoon fed to you from Ted Danson and Whoopi Goldberg (another mental giant on your level). Anyone who doesn’t fall in line and worship at the alter of liberalism must be stupid. So I say FUCK YOU BITCH.

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#117585 - 09/05/05 11:05 AM Re: Hurricane Plans
Jamie L Brian Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 132
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Have2cit, your the dumb fuck who thought people in Canada lived in huts or something.






No, igloos.

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Fucking hick retard. Get out of hickland for a few weeks, travel or something, there's a whole other world out there you stupid shit.






I have been on every continent on this earth except Antarctica. Hell I spent 2 ½ months in Kuala Lumpur this spring and 2 months in Jeddah in 04. There are more people in the world who fall under the category of conservative than liberal. Maybe you should put down that awful tasting beer and hockey stick so you can smell your own shit because from where I’m sitting it stinks.

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I can say whatever I like about your country or any other because, unlike you, I live in a free country where freedom of speech is encouraged rather than outlawed. Color me wrong on this one fuck face. Janet Jackson's tit, the Artistocrats, 2257 -- FUCK YOU!






Spout your puerile crap all you want no one said you couldn’t. Free speech has consequences though. You have to be able to support what you say. You can’t because you’re stupid. Now don’t blame me bearing the bad news. It’s your parents you need to kick in the ass for it.

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Oh ya, it is my business because people in my country actually give a shit about people in your country. 1000 troops dead in Iraq, 1000's possibly dead in New Orleans and you stupid fucks just smile at your President like dumb dogs. Like he's doing a good job or something.






This is about you and other worthless people trying to turn human tragedy into political ammunition. I will put it in simple words so even you can understand. The truth is the Mayor of New Orleans and the Governor of Louisiana screwed up big time and now they need a scapegoat.

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Have2cit, judging from older posts and your penchant for gun and sauceran (sp?) talk, I always figured you were Klown, Tanta, Smut. Maybe not, maybe you're a just a whole other dumbass poster.






And judging by your past posts it seems you’re the type of moron who jumps in without knowing how deep the water is first.

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I love this, keep the vitriol coming right wing hicks.

I'm in the mood for some smack talk. This whole board has been floating belly up for weeks now.






You maybe in the mood but you don’t have the intelligence to deal with it. Now go home and kick your mom in the cunt for me.

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Why are you guys angry again, because I actually don't like seeing people in New Orleans dying? How terrible on my part.






No, because you jump the gun and start in on people who had nothing to do with the thread at all. You want shit you got it but be warned I don’t quit until I see you bleed.

Its people like you that drag down this world. You’re too stupid and pig headed to open your mind to any other possibility that hasn’t been spoon fed to you from Ted Danson and Whoopi Goldberg (another mental giant on your level). Anyone who doesn’t fall in line and worship at the alter of liberalism must be stupid. So I say FUCK YOU BITCH.







LOL! Thanks Have2Cit, you made my point.

Ya, but if the world was more liberal, it'd sure as fuck be a better place. Wouldn't have right wing assholes pushing their bullshit religious agendas, starting wars with other countries for reasons that most Americans don't even understand anymore and on and on and on.

Ted Danson, Whoopie Goldberg, kick my mom in the cunt? Uhm, dude, are you fucking retarded, like seriously. How old are you, like ten? I'm stupud, how am I stupid? Spout some facts you ignorant idiot.

What the fuck are you talking about? Danson and Whoopi are liberal? Really? Are they even around anymore. Man, you must be stuck in the dark ages. What kind of old shit tv do they get in hickland anyways?

No, liberalism comes from having your own thoughts and opinions. Liberals don't blindly follow morons who like to start wars with other countries for oil profits and restructuring contracts, you know, for their friends and shit. Liberals don't like to see men and women sending off their kids to die for a country that celebrates when floods wash out major American cities. Liberals don't agree with tax cuts that benefit mainly the rich. Liberals don't, wait, what's the point, you conservative Ann Coulter-loving fuckards are beyond help.

See, Liberals actually care about people.

Bush, his right wing cronies, and the Republican party only care about money, baby. That's fucking it! Bottom fucking line. That's why Saudi Arabia will never get hit, despite the fact that they are the biggest sponsors of terrorism in the world, because Bush and his old man are in bed with them, and they sure as fuck won't be risking losing any of that sweet Saudi money.
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#117586 - 09/05/05 11:34 AM Re: Hurricane Plans
cumalloverher Offline
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Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
Hi, Jamie. What up, nigga?



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#117587 - 09/05/05 11:37 AM Re: Hurricane Plans
Jamie L Brian Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 132
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Hi, Jamie. What up, nigga?








Actually, I'm a white Aryan-looking German-Canadian but I'll be your nigga if you want me to be.

You know why?

Because I'm Rick James bitch!
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#117588 - 09/05/05 12:21 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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LOL! Thanks Have2Cit, you made my point.






Oh my God you really are stupid I thought I was just being mean but God damn. Is that a little blood I’m seeing already?

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Ya, but if the world was more liberal, it'd sure as fuck be a better place. Wouldn't have right wing assholes pushing their bullshit religious agendas, starting wars with other countries for reasons that most Americans don't even understand anymore and on and on and on.






No just liberal morons spouting the same tired shit they spewed last year and the year before. Trying to push their agenda and myopic point of view on everyone. Much like you’re doing. Oh how wonderful it would be to live in world run by Hillary and her left wing power dyke cronies. Watching porn disappear from the shelves (too degrading for women) seeing my civil rights disappear before my very own eyes. Yes what a wonderful world that would be.

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Ted Danson, Whoopie Goldberg, kick my mom in the cunt? Uhm, dude, are you fucking retarded, like seriously. How old are you, like ten? I'm stupud, how am I stupid? Spout some facts you ignorant idiot.






Why do I need facts can’t I just make it up like you liberals do? And yes kick your mom in the cunt for pushing out a worthless piece of shit like you.

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What the fuck are you talking about? Danson and Whoopi are liberal? Really? Are they even around anymore. Man, you must be stuck in the dark ages. What kind of old shit tv do they get in hickland anyways?






Trailer Park Boys, that fine example of Canadian culture.

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No, liberalism comes from having your own thoughts and opinions. Liberals don't blindly follow morons who like to start wars with other countries for oil profits and restructuring contracts, you know, for their friends and shit. Liberals don't like to see men and women sending off their kids to die for a country that celebrates when floods wash out major American cities. Liberals don't agree with tax cuts that benefit mainly the rich. Liberals don't, wait, what's the point, you conservative Ann Coulter-loving fuckards are beyond help.






Yet I hear the same exact sob story coming from all liberals. But liberals will support a man who murders hundreds of thousands of his own people all the while he’s getting fat on UN oil for food kickbacks. Great side you picked there. Ann Coulter? Never heard of her nor do I give a rats ass so save Molson covered breath.

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See, Liberals actually care about people.






Unless they haven’t been born yet or are Shiite / Kurds living under the thumb of Hussein. Those people can go straight to hell.

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Bush, his right wing cronies, and the Republican party only care about money, baby. That's fucking it! Bottom fucking line. That's why Saudi Arabia will never get hit, despite the fact that they are the biggest sponsors of terrorism in the world, because Bush and his old man are in bed with them, and they sure as fuck won't be risking losing any of that sweet Saudi money.






Hmmm I guess you haven’t figured this out yet but the world runs on oil. Every US president, I repeat, EVERY US president has had a close relationship to the Saudi royal family especially Bill Clinton. It’s a dirty job but someone has to keep the oil flowing. So don’t play like you understand anything about Saudi politics. I’ve been there and talked to people, have you? They are a good, religious, and devout people. Most of them want nothing to do with terrorism and find it a hideous and despicable crime.

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#117589 - 09/05/05 01:11 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
Jamie L Brian Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 132
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[ Is that a little blood I’m seeing already?






You see blood? If it's coming out your ass, maybe you should tell your boyfriend not to fuck you so hard in it. Maybe, I don't know, you should go to a hospital or something get that checked out. Imagine the crazy shit that could happen if it ever got infected. Yucky pooh!

You know why?

Because I'm Rick James bitch.

C'mon Have2Cit, you're making this too easy. Fucking Hillary Clinton. LOL! It wouldn't be my place to talk about Hillary, outside of the fact that she's a great and proud American and would probably do a much better job than your current President.

Fuck, by the way, Gonzalez is a Republican, Bush put him there and he's the one trying to take porn off the net. Asscroft, Roberts, etc... All repubs and all trying to thwart your ability to look at consenting adults having sex.

Let's not talk about what Hillary might do.

Let's talk about what your right wing administration is doing RIGHT FUCKING NOW! You stupid fuck!

Ah, Have2Cit, it's the good old gays all over again.
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#117590 - 09/05/05 02:13 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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You see blood? If it's coming out your ass, maybe you should tell your boyfriend not to fuck you so hard in it. Maybe, I don't know, you should go to a hospital or something get that checked out. Imagine the crazy shit that could happen if it ever got infected. Yucky pooh!

You know why?






My guess is because your head is full of homo-erotic imagery. Please keep it to yourself.

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Because I'm Rick James bitch.






No you’re just a little punk ass bitch.

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C'mon Have2Cit, you're making this too easy. Fucking Hillary Clinton. LOL! It wouldn't be my place to talk about Hillary, outside of the fact that she's a great and proud American and would probably do a much better job than your current President.






Easy you mean like your ass in a jail cell easy? Great and Proud, LOL, Jesus Christ you are really stupid. And I am so surprised you stood up for her. I’m in complete shock really.

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Fuck, by the way, Gonzalez is a Republican, Bush put him there and he's the one trying to take porn off the net. Asscroft, Roberts, etc... All repubs and all trying to thwart your ability to look at consenting adults having sex.






The hell you say I didn’t know he was a republican. I’ll trust a man over a feminist any day when it comes to my porn.

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Let's not talk about what Hillary might do.






How convenient for you, but I know what’s in store if she is ever elected. Say bye-bye to porn. All porn.

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Let's talk about what your right wing administration is doing RIGHT FUCKING NOW! You stupid fuck!






Well alright, it’s Labor Day so they’re probably on the golf course waiting on you’re liberal comrades to play through.

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Ah, Have2Cit, it's the good old gays all over again.






The only difference is your bleeding now.

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#117591 - 09/05/05 02:54 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
Cerberus Offline
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
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Hey Cleet or rather, Klown/Tanta!

I knew it.

I see you replied to yourself in that 3rd World thread. Couldn't help it could you. Great stuff. I noticed you went offline last night for a few minutes, then all of a sudden Tanta's Daddy's post appeared, then you were back online again.

Hilarious.





Nice catch Jamie- good eye




Great catch!!
This guy is a genius. Damn now I'm three people.
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#117592 - 09/05/05 06:42 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
pornodux Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/23/05
Posts: 422
Loc: Mitteleuropa
Excuse me sir, but even i from here, in europe, and i almost never watch tv, i'v heard Bush's warnings about how dangerous was this hurricane and the MANDATORY order to leave New Orleans by any means, now you CANT blame the President if those dumb niggers didnt get the fuck outta New Orleans because they are just plain dumb or because they wanted to stay there so they could loot the city.



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#117593 - 09/05/05 08:44 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
I believe New Orleans had a very large homeless population. They weren't able to evacuate, they didn't have the means. Also in our country it is considered a degradation to refer to black people as niggers. I'm not trying to lecture just letting you know.

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#117594 - 09/05/05 08:52 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
XXXbitionist Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/03/04
Posts: 703
Loc: blue state.....red county...
yeah and you noticed the way they provided for people to leave who didn't have a vehicle to get out?

I know the millions of people who rely on public transportation was going to take their $1.50 bus fare and end up in _____________________?

Whatever the case..whether they stayed because they had to or choose to doesn't discount the misery that is currently being inflicted on all involved. The economoc impact will be felt all over the country....even by those who had the means to get out...when the money runs out they can always return to pick up their last paycheck right?

Yes I can blame MY President for not responding quicker than he did...I remember during the election year when Florida was pounded by two hurricanes he was real quick to send aid down there....

Maybe JM and other companies should have gone down there..paid a bunch of whores some money to fuck on camera as a way for them to earn a fare out of town.


Edited by XXXbitionist (09/05/05 08:54 PM)
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#117595 - 09/05/05 09:07 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
Evil Klown Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
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I believe New Orleans had a very large homeless population. They weren't able to evacuate, they didn't have the means.




http://www.drudgereport.com/flash3kt.htm

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#117596 - 09/05/05 09:23 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
I don't believe FEMA has the authority to go in and do anything before the fact. They are a strictly responsive agency. The city of New Orleans and the state of Louisiana could have definitely done more beforehand.

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#117597 - 09/05/05 09:57 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
Burrito is Back! Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 05/17/05
Posts: 24
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You fucking Canucks are not worthy of indignation, just inconsequential. Why don't you tuck your tail and scamper off to ADT where you'll be welcomed by your fellow komrade dick smokers




hey faggot, do you think you're so fucking slick that no one knows you're Funkola over ADT? worthless spick cunt. you say nothing worth a shit here and nothing worth a shit there. your pathetic. go searching the net for more smileys to speak for you bitch. or maybe take a trip down to the swap meet to pick up more three flower to grease your filthy hair with. or maybe just die. dumb beaner.





Hey Evil Klown.

Uhm you makkeee no senseee.

Spick? I don't even know any you stupid fuck! I think you got Canada and Mexico mixed up, but whatelse would I have expected from you Klown, Tanta, whatever. You've already shown your hand, you're a fucking retard. Buy a map, dumbass.

PS
I made over 1000 posts here, and about 3 over there, so what the fuck are you talking about ADT for? Stupid fuck!




hey dumbshit, the post quoted was from Evil Klown and my response was to him. i was talking shit to Evil Klown, not you. reading is fundamental in the states. i thought it was up north, too.

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#117598 - 09/05/05 10:36 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
Cerberus Offline
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
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I don't believe FEMA has the authority to go in and do anything before the fact. They are a strictly responsive agency. The city of New Orleans and the state of Louisiana could have definitely done more beforehand.




And after.

Just look at the difference between NO and the MS coast. The people in MS banded together and worked to help each other. They didn't shoot at rescuers and wholesale loot what was left, they pulled together. And remember their entire cities were demolished.
Also look at the difference between the elected governments in the two places, NO and the MS coast. MS has a strong Republican Governor. He told it like it was, stating that we would be in for hard times. IE No gas, water, food or ice. He got the people motivated to survive.
Then look at the mostly Democratic government of NO. The first news conference was all about who is going to come fix our problem for us. Never once giving the kind of leadership that encourages people to HELP in the relief and band together. Just look at all the drug (Crack) vials found at the Super Dome. Just look at all the killings and rapes. Several rescuers attacked and their boats taken. That city government should be ashamed of itself.
I know there were poor folk that had no choice and got caught, but over half the stranded had the means but CHOSE to stay. And now they cry foul after not getting helped sooner and blame everyone but themselves.
Just fucking unbelievable. And yes I live down here close to NO and travel there for business monthly. So I do know how that town operates, or should I say works. Up until now all the city government wanted was our all mighty dollar so the elected could line their pockets.
The ghost oh Huey P Long must still be alive.
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#117599 - 09/05/05 11:28 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
John Floofin Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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The ghost oh Huey P Long must still be alive.




If Huey P Long's ghost does in fact reside there, that would technically make it Hell. Just sayin'.

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#117600 - 09/06/05 04:22 AM Re: Hurricane Plans
Evil Klown Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
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You fucking Canucks are not worthy of indignation, just inconsequential. Why don't you tuck your tail and scamper off to ADT where you'll be welcomed by your fellow komrade dick smokers




hey faggot, do you think you're so fucking slick that no one knows you're Funkola over ADT? worthless spick cunt. you say nothing worth a shit here and nothing worth a shit there. your pathetic. go searching the net for more smileys to speak for you bitch. or maybe take a trip down to the swap meet to pick up more three flower to grease your filthy hair with. or maybe just die. dumb beaner.





Hey Evil Klown.

Uhm you makkeee no senseee.

Spick? I don't even know any you stupid fuck! I think you got Canada and Mexico mixed up, but whatelse would I have expected from you Klown, Tanta, whatever. You've already shown your hand, you're a fucking retard. Buy a map, dumbass.

PS
I made over 1000 posts here, and about 3 over there, so what the fuck are you talking about ADT for? Stupid fuck!




hey dumbshit, the post quoted was from Evil Klown and my response was to him. i was talking shit to Evil Klown, not you. reading is fundamental in the states. i thought it was up north, too.




Coochie or Worm too gutless to logon with your primary alias?

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#117601 - 09/06/05 08:09 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
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Hey Cleet or rather, Klown/Tanta!

I knew it.

I see you replied to yourself in that 3rd World thread. Couldn't help it could you. Great stuff. I noticed you went offline last night for a few minutes, then all of a sudden Tanta's Daddy's post appeared, then you were back online again.

Hilarious.




You knew it? Boy you are ignorant.

James my dumbass friend,
I ain't Klown of Cleet. Though I could be Fester, but I'll have to get back to you on that one. I only logged on, made a post, sent a PM and then attended to things of importance.
You see James I live in the area of destruction from Katrina. I don't have time now to play games with fools. So go form another theory to impress.....just who are you trying to impress with your flawed detective work?

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#117602 - 09/06/05 08:33 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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.....just who are you trying to impress with your flawed detective work?






Himself, but he's too stupid to know when someone is talking to him or not. He'll probably think you're just talking to cleetus.

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#117603 - 09/06/05 08:51 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
what should I plug into cleetus to say now
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#117604 - 09/06/05 09:00 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
Evil Klown Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
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what should I plug into cleetus to say now




I'm a Limey loving Yankee

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#117605 - 09/06/05 09:01 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
jesus, this is the worst case of anal-bleeding i've seen in ages. good work have2cit. jamie, get some depends, for modesty's sake.

by no means am i back, this is just for public health concerns.
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#117606 - 09/06/05 09:08 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Fucking donkey fucking canucks, think they know something about how stuff goes down here. You think you're fucking informed up there sport?

Bootlegging bullshit canadian satellite was all the rage around here for a while. After a month all my friends started talking funny. You don't get any real news unless it's a network feed from cbs, nbc or abc and that ain't saying much. You can't even get Foxnews on Bell Express.

Yeah, Jamie, you're well informed about our affairs all right. You sound like a thumb-sucking paranoid freak, hearing voices in your head and finding yourself unable to comprehend them. Pity.

Nice work have2cit.

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#117607 - 09/06/05 09:22 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
jamie, just to show there aren't any hard feelings, i'm going to throw a bag of those sliced walnuts you love so much into my dumpster tonight for you to eat. mwah!
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#117608 - 09/06/05 09:31 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Thanks, but he wasn't much of a target. I wasn't going anywhere Monday anyway, my own little protest against the price of gas over the Labor Day holiday.

I suspect he does hear voices in his head, from his posting pattern I believe him to be just a homeless guy that’s let on to the libraries computer for only a few hours a week.

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#117609 - 09/06/05 09:46 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quote:

Thanks, but he wasn't much of a target. I wasn't going anywhere Monday anyway, my own little protest against the price of gas over the Labor Day holiday.





Hell we still had 5 to 8 hour wait down here in Katrina land. I haven't been over a mile from home in a week.
But it is getting better. I now have power and had a hot, home cooked, meal for the first time in a week.
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#117610 - 09/06/05 11:04 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
If I had known we'd have a knife fight I'd have started the thread in the Cage just to set a good example for the vermin that have moved in there.
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#117611 - 09/07/05 04:30 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
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If I had known we'd have a knife fight I'd have started the thread in the Cage just to set a good example for the vermin that have moved in there.






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#117612 - 09/07/05 06:14 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
How cute... smelly monkeys family!!!

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#117613 - 09/07/05 09:47 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
I just post em. I don't explain em.
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#117614 - 09/07/05 10:09 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
Evil Klown Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
Quote:

How cute... smelly monkeys family!!!




Gen,

What have you done with the Silver Back because it has gone seven days without bloviating?

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#117615 - 09/08/05 01:44 AM Re: Hurricane Plans
Jamie L Brian Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 132
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jamie, just to show there aren't any hard feelings, i'm going to throw a bag of those sliced walnuts you love so much into my dumpster tonight for you to eat. mwah!




Oh blow me Jamesn. I haven't even checked this thread in a bunch of days because I wasn't in the mood to argue with one guy using twenty different aliases.

I backed up everything I said with facts... That's the truth bitch. Did Have2cit? Hardly, just the usual rambling blather, showing us all what a tough guy he is. Fuck him!

I hardly think I'm bleeding here either. I've been off for two days with a little thing called a life, and I can't believe how much time he's devoted to this thread. What a fucking life... Ya, I'm the one bleeding.

Check this thread by the way, it's all been one guy replying to his own comments. It's fucking hilarious.

Anyways, fuck you too bitch.
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#117616 - 09/08/05 05:49 AM Re: Hurricane Plans
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Attention Jeff or Tony or anyone who can help, we are in desperate need of some new smilies. I'm looking for one that shows something flying over it's head or jumping in to water that is way over it's head, and one that is bleeding from the ass. They would fit this guy so well.

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#117617 - 09/08/05 08:27 AM Re: Hurricane Plans
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Well I couldn't find any that fit so I made one. Everyone say hello to the Jamie L Brian smilie.


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#117618 - 09/08/05 09:48 AM Re: Hurricane Plans
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains


Now I would like my other alias' to show support too.
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#117619 - 09/08/05 02:15 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...

Klown can be next.
Fester can bring up the rear, no pun intended.
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#117620 - 09/08/05 02:26 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
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Registered: 07/23/04
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[quote
Check this thread by the way, it's all been one guy replying to his own comments. It's fucking hilarious.




So Jamie L Brian = Just Foolin, Klown, Cleet, The Jack, JRV, XXXbitionist, have2cit, Jamesn, Bornyo, Gen and tantas'. Amazing. I never thought he was smart enough to pull this off. Wait I mean; I never though I was smart enough to pull this off.


Fester and I approve of the above message.

Oh and I loved the anal blood spewing smiley.



Edited by tantas' Daddy (09/08/05 03:30 PM)
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#117621 - 09/08/05 04:25 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I am the only poster on this board. You're all fragments of my disordered personality.
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#117622 - 09/08/05 04:54 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
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I am the only poster on this board. You're all fragments of my disordered personality.




Damn that takes the heat off. Thanks for the information, wait you already know what this post is going to say. Shit now I'm all fucked up. Again
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#117623 - 09/08/05 06:55 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
Evil Klown Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
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I am the only poster on this board. You're all fragments of my disordered personality.




You're not laying claim to that penis pump butt nuggett from a while back...are you?

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#117624 - 09/08/05 08:14 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
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Quote:

I am the only poster on this board. You're all fragments of my disordered personality.




You're not laying claim to that penis pump butt nuggett from a while back...are you?


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Come on Klown name names.
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#117625 - 09/09/05 08:38 AM Re: Hurricane Plans
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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I am the only poster on this board. You're all fragments of my disordered personality.




Zenman = Brandon
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#117626 - 09/09/05 11:49 AM Re: Hurricane Plans
Jamie L Brian Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 132
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Attention Jeff or Tony or anyone who can help, we are in desperate need of some new smilies. I'm looking for one that shows something flying over it's head or jumping in to water that is way over it's head, and one that is bleeding from the ass. They would fit this guy so well.




What's with all the ass bleeding talk? You're like obsessed you ignorant hick. Really Have2cit, come out of the closet already. We're all friends here, I mean, we're all one person here. You can tell us.


Hilarious, I wanted to start some shit, and this has become the hottest thread on this board of late. Well, sorta. Five different people, twenty different aliases. This is awesome!

Ya, Klown and Tanta, you're not the same guy. Do a search on Tanta and you'll get a gizillion Klown posts. If you ain't the same guy then shit man. I ain't seen that much back rubbing in some time. Every fucking post guys, c'mon.


A little news; Michael Brown replaced... awesome. See what happens when Bush appoints his politic pals rather than people actually trained for the job. Oh wait, you guys are a bunch of fucking right wing hicks so this is like talking to wall.

Oh ya, way to go Cleet. And Zenman, kudos for being Brandon. Slap Happy and BD fucking rock!
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#117627 - 09/09/05 01:00 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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A little news; Michael Brown replaced... awesome. See what happens when Bush appoints his politic pals rather than people actually trained for the job. Oh wait, you guys are a bunch of fucking right wing hicks so this is like talking to wall.




Brown got a strong endorsement for professionalism at his confirmation from Joe Biden. And WSJ reports that whatever his (lack of) talents in comments to the press, Brown may not be to blame from the policies and budgeting issues at FEMA. They've got some evidence that Brown opposed getting FEMA out of the local planning loop and that the unreadiness may be the result of Chertoff's priority choices. If so it's entirely possible that Brown might have quit now so that people start looking at Chertoff.

You need to be a little more analytical if you want to be persuasive. Pick some action you think Bush have taken, cite the laws allowing that action, state when he should have taken that action, and what evidence he had or should have had at that time to indicate that said action was appropriate.

A good example is "Bush should have seen in National Guard Monday." The problem is that he cannot do so by law without the governor's approval, and that apparently did not come until Thursday, and then only partially? The record isn't clear here. In any case there was no crisis in New Orleans on Monday: the mayor said so on TV. The crisis erupted Tuesday afternoon and evening.

It's also useful to compare & contrast the situation in Mississippi and Louisiana. Mississippi & Alabama got hit hard with an unbelievable storm surge (29 feet???). New Orleans appears to have gotten a fairly average storm with perhaps 10-12 feet of surge. Yet Mississippi appears to be doing well considering what hit them: the problems in planning & execution appear to be largely confined to Louisiana and not to all areas, as one might expect were it some general FEMA problem.
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#117628 - 09/09/05 01:16 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
TonyMalice Offline
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Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
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Check this thread by the way, it's all been one guy replying to his own comments. It's fucking hilarious.






Jeff and I just did some snooping on all your IPs and they are all distinct and from different networks. At least at first glance it appears no one is pulling a "Brandon Iron." We have actually been watching for this recently, but we'll keep you posted if we find any violations of the new policy.

Enjoy.

Malice
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#117629 - 09/09/05 02:01 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
Jamie L Brian Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 132
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Quote:


A little news; Michael Brown replaced... awesome. See what happens when Bush appoints his politic pals rather than people actually trained for the job. Oh wait, you guys are a bunch of fucking right wing hicks so this is like talking to wall.




Brown got a strong endorsement for professionalism at his confirmation from Joe Biden. And WSJ reports that whatever his (lack of) talents in comments to the press, Brown may not be to blame from the policies and budgeting issues at FEMA. They've got some evidence that Brown opposed getting FEMA out of the local planning loop and that the unreadiness may be the result of Chertoff's priority choices. If so it's entirely possible that Brown might have quit now so that people start looking at Chertoff.




I don't care about being persuasive. It's pointless... Republicans speak a different language. They can actually justify an administration that erodes their civil rights and attempts to limit people's ability to look at things like pornography on the net.

NY Times reports that Brown padded his resume, and basically wasn't qualified for his job. A memo he sent out about getting help for the disaster was a wee bit too late and did little to point out the urgency of the situation. He clearly had no understanding of the significance of the events at hand, or maybe, he just didn't care. The memo had NOTHING to do with FEMA not being in the loop or Chertoff's leadership. Brown wrote the memo, not Chertoff.

Anyone watching knows that Chertoff is a goof in suit, plain and simple, another political bitch who doesn't deserve to keep his job. If Brown stepping aside shines a light on Chertoff, then so be it. Maybe all these positions will get filled by the appropriated people. People like Thad Allen who aren't fucking political hacks.

How much funding does FEMA get, 52 billion? Your tax dollars baby... How much funding does the DOJ get to go after the 'evil pornography'? It's fucked all over dude, and you know it.

Joe Biden is a straight shooter and I generally like him, but occasionally people are wrong about things.
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#117630 - 09/09/05 05:19 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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NY Times reports that Brown padded his resume




I just saw that. Even at a small ag school there is a difference between being a professor and a TA...

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Joe Biden is a straight shooter and I generally like him, but occasionally people are wrong about things.



Biden is the biggest protectionist in US politics today. You could write off a lot of Canadian exports to the US were he to gain power.
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#117631 - 09/09/05 05:33 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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What's with all the ass bleeding talk? You're like obsessed you ignorant hick. Really Have2cit, come out of the closet already. We're all friends here, I mean, we're all one person here. You can tell us.





Again with your homo yearnings? You’re worse than smartt trying to foist you limp wristed tendencies on everyone.

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Hilarious, I wanted to start some shit, and this has become the hottest thread on this board of late. Well, sorta. Five different people, twenty different aliases. This is awesome!





Too bad you’re too stupid to know that you’re the butt of the joke. Well I guess it’s not too bad, it’s just too easy.

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Ya, Klown and Tanta, you're not the same guy. Do a search on Tanta and you'll get a gizillion Klown posts. If you ain't the same guy then shit man. I ain't seen that much back rubbing in some time. Every fucking post guys, c'mon.





Yet Tony has already established we’re all different people. I’m just awed by your incredible intellect. Fuckin awed I tell you.

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A little news; Michael Brown replaced... awesome. See what happens when Bush appoints his politic pals rather than people actually trained for the job. Oh wait, you guys are a bunch of fucking right wing hicks so this is like talking to wall.





They deliver the NY Times to your group home? Well I guess they had to find some poor retard to read that shit. No one in this country does.

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Oh ya, way to go Cleet. And Zenman, kudos for being Brandon. Slap Happy and BD fucking rock!





Take a closer look tard at this quote from Tony.

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Jeff and I just did some snooping on all your IPs and they are all distinct and from different networks. At least at first glance it appears no one is pulling a "Brandon Iron." We have actually been watching for this recently, but we'll keep you posted if we find any violations of the new policy.

Enjoy.

Malice






Ya that’s right he’s talking to you. Jesus fuckin Christ I’ve taken shits that could out smart you.

Jamie =

That graemlin will always and forever more belong to you. You better sit down I think you’re getting woozy, significant blood loss will do that.

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#117632 - 09/10/05 04:20 AM Re: Hurricane Plans
Jamie L Brian Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 132
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Quote:


What's with all the ass bleeding talk? You're like obsessed you ignorant hick. Really Have2cit, come out of the closet already. We're all friends here, I mean, we're all one person here. You can tell us.





Again with your homo yearnings? You’re worse than smartt trying to foist you limp wristed tendencies on everyone.

Quote:


Hilarious, I wanted to start some shit, and this has become the hottest thread on this board of late. Well, sorta. Five different people, twenty different aliases. This is awesome!





Too bad you’re too stupid to know that you’re the butt of the joke. Well I guess it’s not too bad, it’s just too easy.

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Ya, Klown and Tanta, you're not the same guy. Do a search on Tanta and you'll get a gizillion Klown posts. If you ain't the same guy then shit man. I ain't seen that much back rubbing in some time. Every fucking post guys, c'mon.





Yet Tony has already established we’re all different people. I’m just awed by your incredible intellect. Fuckin awed I tell you.

Quote:


A little news; Michael Brown replaced... awesome. See what happens when Bush appoints his politic pals rather than people actually trained for the job. Oh wait, you guys are a bunch of fucking right wing hicks so this is like talking to wall.





They deliver the NY Times to your group home? Well I guess they had to find some poor retard to read that shit. No one in this country does.

Quote:


Oh ya, way to go Cleet. And Zenman, kudos for being Brandon. Slap Happy and BD fucking rock!





Take a closer look tard at this quote from Tony.

Quote:


Jeff and I just did some snooping on all your IPs and they are all distinct and from different networks. At least at first glance it appears no one is pulling a "Brandon Iron." We have actually been watching for this recently, but we'll keep you posted if we find any violations of the new policy.

Enjoy.

Malice






Ya that’s right he’s talking to you. Jesus fuckin Christ I’ve taken shits that could out smart you.

Jamie =

That graemlin will always and forever more belong to you. You better sit down I think you’re getting woozy, significant blood loss will do that.





Okay, where do I start.

Uhm, butt of what joke? A bunch of hillbillies (3 really) throwing yee haws back and forth. You guys do this everytime somebody with any common sense appears on this board. Yee haw, take pride redneck. Try knowing what your talking about first off.

Tony never established anything. He said that they were merely looking into it, and, as of yet, they appear to be different. Think before you talk redneck.

No, I don't get NY Times. You don't have to get a newspaper to know what's going on -- hint: it's called the internet you backwoods hick. As for a group home. What the fuck are you talking about? Hint: I was born in the late 70's bitch. Fucking retard.

Ps
Thanks for your additional comments regarding the subject. Once again, you added nothing. JRV has added more in three posts than you have all thread. You know why?

Have2cit, let me lay it out for you. You don't know shit about politics, about your President and about your country. Your one of those banjo twanging inbreds that don't know shit about anything and you sure can't back up anything you say because you're ignorant. So, instead, you resort to lame graemlins and other stupid things.

Who's Ann Coulter? Even the most uneducated right wing fuck knows who Ann Coulter is. Pick up a newespaper, NY Times, I suggest, and READ it. Maybe you'll know what the fuck you're talking about. Indicative of all right wingers I guess.

As for all this anal bleeding shit, fucking knock it off. It got tired three posts ago, you stupid fuck. That's the only thing you've added all thread and I know it shows that your tough and all that shit, blah blah, but it's getting childish.

Do you even know who Michael Brown is? FEMA, do you know what it stands for? Heck, do you even know Bush's first name? I'll wait for your reply in a month. That's how long it will take you to google these things on that thing George likes to call the internets.
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#117633 - 09/10/05 07:24 AM Re: Hurricane Plans
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Okay, where do I start.





How about start by pulling that great big bug out of your ass first.

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Uhm, butt of what joke? A bunch of hillbillies (3 really) throwing yee haws back and forth. You guys do this everytime somebody with any common sense appears on this board. Yee haw, take pride redneck. Try knowing what your talking about first off.





Hillbillies? And you say my shit is tired. I’m actually a degreed EE and a PE at that. To prove it here is a little equation for you.

common sense + jamie = oxymoron

Believe me I do know what I’m talking about on this.

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Tony never established anything. He said that they were merely looking into it, and, as of yet, they appear to be different. Think before you talk redneck.





He established that everyone was on separate ISP’s. Who’s gonna pay for a separate ISP? A proxy server address would have stood out under a whois.

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No, I don't get NY Times. You don't have to get a newspaper to know what's going on -- hint: it's called the internet you backwoods hick. As for a group home. What the fuck are you talking about? Hint: I was born in the late 70's bitch. Fucking retard.





You’re right what does a liberal need with facts from a newspaper for. That just clouds the reasoning, eh? Group home, that’s where they GROUP all you retards in a home instead of an institution. Again I forgot you are from the 3rd world, your people probably leave your retards and cripples on the edge of the woods to feed the wolves in order to please your gods or something.

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Ps
Thanks for your additional comments regarding the subject. Once again, you added nothing. JRV has added more in three posts than you have all thread. You know why?





I’ll add this. What have you actually done to help the victims of the hurricane? I mean besides going on to a porn chat board and bitch like an old woman. What have you given of yourself in order to alleviate their suffering? I spent last Sunday loading trucks with bottled water, diapers, and canned food. Come on fess up and remember Jesus will shit your mouth if you lie.

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Have2cit, let me lay it out for you. You don't know shit about politics, about your President and about your country. Your one of those banjo twanging inbreds that don't know shit about anything and you sure can't back up anything you say because you're ignorant. So, instead, you resort to lame graemlins and other stupid things.





Yet I’m still extracting blood from your ass at will. I can just see you now pounding your pudgy little fists on the keyboard in anger. Hilarious.

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Who's Ann Coulter? Even the most uneducated right wing fuck knows who Ann Coulter is. Pick up a newespaper, NY Times, I suggest, and READ it. Maybe you'll know what the fuck you're talking about. Indicative of all right wingers I guess.





Why, can’t I just use the internet? Oh I keep forgetting you live in the 3rd world. Internet is still way to new to you. Besides I’ll read the NY Times the day you start watching FOX News channel.

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As for all this anal bleeding shit, fucking knock it off. It got tired three posts ago, you stupid fuck. That's the only thing you've added all thread and I know it shows that your tough and all that shit, blah blah, but it's getting childish.





I told you before I will NEVER stop. Besides punking you is sooooooo much fun because you are such a worthless cunt stain.

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Do you even know who Michael Brown is? FEMA, do you know what it stands for? Heck, do you even know Bush's first name? I'll wait for your reply in a month. That's how long it will take you to google these things on that thing George likes to call the internets.





Is he the man who touched you in that “special way” as a child? Is that why you hate conservatives so much?

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#117634 - 09/10/05 08:46 AM Re: Hurricane Plans
Jamie L Brian Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 132
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Quote:


Okay, where do I start.





How about start by pulling that great big bug out of your ass first.

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Uhm, butt of what joke? A bunch of hillbillies (3 really) throwing yee haws back and forth. You guys do this everytime somebody with any common sense appears on this board. Yee haw, take pride redneck. Try knowing what your talking about first off.





Hillbillies? And you say my shit is tired. I’m actually a degreed EE and a PE at that. To prove it here is a little equation for you.

common sense + jamie = oxymoron

Believe me I do know what I’m talking about on this.

Quote:


Tony never established anything. He said that they were merely looking into it, and, as of yet, they appear to be different. Think before you talk redneck.





He established that everyone was on separate ISP’s. Who’s gonna pay for a separate ISP? A proxy server address would have stood out under a whois.

Quote:


No, I don't get NY Times. You don't have to get a newspaper to know what's going on -- hint: it's called the internet you backwoods hick. As for a group home. What the fuck are you talking about? Hint: I was born in the late 70's bitch. Fucking retard.





You’re right what does a liberal need with facts from a newspaper for. That just clouds the reasoning, eh? Group home, that’s where they GROUP all you retards in a home instead of an institution. Again I forgot you are from the 3rd world, your people probably leave your retards and cripples on the edge of the woods to feed the wolves in order to please your gods or something.

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Ps
Thanks for your additional comments regarding the subject. Once again, you added nothing. JRV has added more in three posts than you have all thread. You know why?





I’ll add this. What have you actually done to help the victims of the hurricane? I mean besides going on to a porn chat board and bitch like an old woman. What have you given of yourself in order to alleviate their suffering? I spent last Sunday loading trucks with bottled water, diapers, and canned food. Come on fess up and remember Jesus will shit your mouth if you lie.

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Have2cit, let me lay it out for you. You don't know shit about politics, about your President and about your country. Your one of those banjo twanging inbreds that don't know shit about anything and you sure can't back up anything you say because you're ignorant. So, instead, you resort to lame graemlins and other stupid things.





Yet I’m still extracting blood from your ass at will. I can just see you now pounding your pudgy little fists on the keyboard in anger. Hilarious.

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Who's Ann Coulter? Even the most uneducated right wing fuck knows who Ann Coulter is. Pick up a newespaper, NY Times, I suggest, and READ it. Maybe you'll know what the fuck you're talking about. Indicative of all right wingers I guess.





Why, can’t I just use the internet? Oh I keep forgetting you live in the 3rd world. Internet is still way to new to you. Besides I’ll read the NY Times the day you start watching FOX News channel.

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As for all this anal bleeding shit, fucking knock it off. It got tired three posts ago, you stupid fuck. That's the only thing you've added all thread and I know it shows that your tough and all that shit, blah blah, but it's getting childish.





I told you before I will NEVER stop. Besides punking you is sooooooo much fun because you are such a worthless cunt stain.

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Do you even know who Michael Brown is? FEMA, do you know what it stands for? Heck, do you even know Bush's first name? I'll wait for your reply in a month. That's how long it will take you to google these things on that thing George likes to call the internets.





Is he the man who touched you in that “special way” as a child? Is that why you hate conservatives so much?






Ya, and I'm a fucking doctor.

Pullin' out da big guns now, huh?

I live in a 3rd world country -- the kind with free health care, a thriving economy and all that shit. How dumb are you? Fucking 3rd world, lol! Goddamn, some people are so fucking stupid. Like I said before, leave your country, travel, visit some places other than your hick town.

As for helping the victims, there's not much I can do except remind fucknuts on porn boards why the President is a dipshit and doesn't care about them. FOX news is fair and balanced journalism, for blue grass hicks who can't think for themselves. I'm not a blue grass hick, sorry.

Bush's job approval rating slipped to 39 today. He's doing a great job. That's a poll conducted in the US by the way, not some 3rd world country like Canada. 3rd world. LOL!

Good luck with loading trucks buddy, I'm sure that you, Klown, Tanta, Smut were all out their slaving away. Good luck! By the way, I pray everyday for the victims and only God knows if I'm lying.

Oh ya, and great, now you're breaking into the child molester stuff. That's awesome! Very adult!

Have2cit, sigh, once again, you added nothing and you're starting to bore me now. I'll check this thread in a few days. Hopefully you'll have worked out all your lame child molester, 3rd world, ass bleeding problems.
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#117635 - 09/10/05 09:07 AM Re: Hurricane Plans
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
He said ass bleeding . . . . . huhuuuuuhhhh . . . . .



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#117636 - 09/10/05 11:31 AM Re: Hurricane Plans
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


Ya, and I'm a fucking doctor.





Well Dr. you seem to be squirting a large stream of blood from your anus. Better get that looked at.

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Pullin' out da big guns now, huh?





No the big guns are safely locked away in my gun cabinet where little retards like you can’t put your pudgy little fists on them and hurt themselves.

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I live in a 3rd world country -- the kind with free health care, a thriving economy and all that shit. How dumb are you? Fucking 3rd world, lol! Goddamn, some people are so fucking stupid. Like I said before, leave your country, travel, visit some places other than your hick town.





Yes 3rd world, America comes first everywhere else comes next. Are you saying you don’t sacrifice your crippled and retards to your gods? How modern of you. Next thing you know you’ll have inside toilets and running water.

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As for helping the victims, there's not much I can do except remind fucknuts on porn boards why the President is a dipshit and doesn't care about them. FOX news is fair and balanced journalism, for blue grass hicks who can't think for themselves. I'm not a blue grass hick, sorry.





You could donate something anything. You can give a little money. I suspect not though just like every liberal when it actually comes to helping people they always punk out. They just bitch and moan but do nothing.

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Bush's job approval rating slipped to 39 today. He's doing a great job. That's a poll conducted in the US by the way, not some 3rd world country like Canada. 3rd world. LOL!





Gee I really need to find a mirror quick. I want to check my eyes for some sign of caring.

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Good luck with loading trucks buddy, I'm sure that you, Klown, Tanta, Smut were all out their slaving away. Good luck! By the way, I pray everyday for the victims and only God knows if I'm lying.





Yet cutting a check to the Red Cross or donating a blanket or a bottle of water would be such a hardship for you. I’m sure Jesus is shitting in your mouth as I type these words.

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Oh ya, and great, now you're breaking into the child molester stuff. That's awesome! Very adult!





Did the bad man touch you? Is this why you’re so angry? Let it go, it does no good to dwell on such terrible things.

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Have2cit, sigh, once again, you added nothing and you're starting to bore me now. I'll check this thread in a few days. Hopefully you'll have worked out all your lame child molester, 3rd world, ass bleeding problems.





Translation from the original retardeese:

I have been punked bad. I need a few days to let the wounds heal because I am now bleeding from every orifice. Hopefully when I return the people here will have forgotten how brutally and publicly I had been bitch slapped.

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#117637 - 09/10/05 01:38 PM just for jamie
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#117638 - 09/10/05 01:42 PM Re: just for jamie
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#117639 - 09/10/05 01:45 PM Re: just for jamie
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#117640 - 09/10/05 01:48 PM Re: just for jamie
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#117641 - 09/10/05 01:52 PM Re: just for jamie
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#117642 - 09/10/05 01:55 PM Re: just for jamie
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#117643 - 09/10/05 01:57 PM Re: just for jamie
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I see you got a passport....

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#117644 - 09/10/05 01:59 PM Re: just for jamie
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#117645 - 09/10/05 02:02 PM Re: just for jamie
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#117646 - 09/10/05 02:07 PM Re: just for jamie
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#117647 - 09/10/05 02:11 PM Re: just for jamie
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#117648 - 09/10/05 02:14 PM Re: just for jamie
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Last page in this passport. Unfortuneately I lost my first one. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

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#117649 - 09/10/05 02:20 PM Re: just for jamie
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I see you got a passport....




I've shown you mine now you have to show me yours.

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#117650 - 09/10/05 02:21 PM Re: just for jamie
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WOW DUDE, I AM SOOOO JEALOUS.... You been all over the world. My dumb passport has 2 damn places on it.
Guadeloupe and Spain.......

That's great for you.......I admire people that have travelled all over the world like that. KUDOS TO YOU...

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#117651 - 09/10/05 02:22 PM Re: just for jamie
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I see you got a passport....




I've shown you mine now you have to show me yours.


HAHAHA show you my what????? I cant even find mine, and it is nothing to brag about...See my other post. MINE IS TOTALLY BOOOOORING!!!!!!!!!

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#117652 - 09/11/05 10:55 AM Re: just for jamie
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have2cit,

WTF! Lots of trips to KSA...what's yer excuse? Mine were paid "vacations" via Uncle Sugar. I've also "vacationed" in Bahrain, Kuwait, Oman, Qatar (we spitted out as "Ka-tar), Turkey, and the U.A.E. I was also honored with Goobermint funded trips to Honduras, Japan, P.I. and S.Korea. The location in Hondo was a surreal jungle valley that most likely supplied those big, ugly ass insects to the set of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom I lived two years respectively in the land of the Herms (GE) and Limeys (UK). Lastly, one of the longest years in my life was on a one by two mile wide island which was the third one from the end of the Aleutian island chain - closer to the Kommies than Anchorage When I was a playa, my former passport was green. The one below doesn't get me into anywhere exciting...or a free cup of coffee.


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#117653 - 09/11/05 01:27 PM Re: just for jamie
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Lastly, one of the longest years in my life was on a one by two mile wide island which was the third one from the end of the Aleutian island chain - closer to the Kommies than Anchorage




Yikes - you did a winter there? Is there a more miserable place to winter except perhaps Antarctica?
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#117654 - 09/11/05 05:18 PM Re: just for jamie
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Quote:

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I see you got a passport....




I've shown you mine now you have to show me yours.


HAHAHA show you my what????? I cant even find mine, and it is nothing to brag about...See my other post. MINE IS TOTALLY BOOOOORING!!!!!!!!!




Tit shots talk, bullshit walks.

Klown:
All my travels are for business. I usually stay close to home for vacations. I would go back to Malaysia anytime though. When I went to UAE I went to Abu Dhabi. I would definitely like to go back and see Dubai. I was there last November and the shopping malls were filled with Santa’s and Christmas crap, I wasn’t expecting that. KSA in comparison is a black hole for entertainment, alcohol and scantily dressed women. They do have a lot of shopping malls in Jeddah. Just don’t get caught inside during prayer time they shut everything down.

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#117655 - 09/11/05 08:55 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
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[quoteGood luck with loading trucks buddy, I'm sure that you, Klown, Tanta, Smut were all out their slaving away. Good luck! By the way, I pray everyday for the victims and only God knows if I'm lying.




Ok Mr. Great,

I don't mind the flaming, from someone like you it matters about as much as yesterdays news paper. But get the fucking name right, you illiterate bitch boy. It's tantas' Daddy. The fucking t is not capitalized. Now please continue to show us you superior wit and wisdom. Oh and anal bleeding.


Thank you,
tantas' Daddy
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#117656 - 09/12/05 07:00 PM Re: Hurricane Plans
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Registered: 03/23/05
Posts: 422
Loc: Mitteleuropa
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Jeff and I just did some snooping on all your IPs and they are all distinct and from different networks.




ppl can post with different IPs faster than i can say the word "proxy"


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#117657 - 09/12/05 09:54 PM Re: just for jamie
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Like I said before, leave your country, travel, visit some places other than your hick town.




In an attempt to put off mowing the lawn today I decided to scan the Visa pages of my passport in order to bitch slap you some more. Enjoy.




I'd say "mission accomplished", Have2. Royal bitch slap. He is definitely bleeding profusely out of his ass now. And fuck Saudi Arabia, but we already knew that.

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