I'm in love with a porn star but unfortunately she is insane.
...whatcha going to do?
It's the worst feeling in the world. In other contexts pointing away from porn, you pull a girl close, you share moments, she crushes into and breathes into you, but she is infuriatingly beyond your reach, a citizen of a territory beyond the horizon that recedes forever. She won't let you see or touch. I know what you mean, brother.