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I was so enraged in a way I never felt before, I grabbed my dagger letter opener and darted down the stairs so fast in attempt to let out a vast amount of violence towards them.


Any bets she mistook that letter opener for a broadsword?



My first semester in college my roommate walked into the dorm room for the first time and said “You got a problem if I keep my weed in the room?” and with great tact and moderation I answered “If I see it I'm turning you in.”

We actually got along just fine after a l-o-n-g pause. My dad was a prosecutor at that time which spooked him too, but I don't think he did anything harder than pot and beer, and he was never wasted at the dorm. I never saw any drugs. I got him through Calculus class so I was OK, though we were never friends. He moved to another dorm after that semester since we were in a “study” dorm not a “party” dorm.

He was killed three years later in a car accident driving home after drinking.
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"If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock