Quote:
Had never occurred to me that the men had to fake it to.
one time i was banging this harlot on the hood of her car, now let me preface this by saying the monstar rawx, ya dig?
so i'm going at it, the only problem is the chick could probably fit a volkswagon in her cooch...and after a bit, i'm not getting anything and getting bored.
so i figure..hey i was a background actor on Friends...I can act. I said "fuck it" threw my head back made a face like i stubbed my toe. rawk.n.roll.
get rid of the condom and voila!
THE KICKER...after, the dumb bitch has the nerve to say "yeah i would do porn...but i don't wanna get loose"
you piece of fuckin ho bag...i could stick my knee in ya snatch and still have enough room for a 747 to fly up in there.
f'n broad
Previous Topic
Index
