I don't have one Chucky...I'm a fan, an outsider, a consumer. You're the one claiming to be this slick porn impresario.

And please don't break out with the predictable, "I bone chicks for a living, you just slug your wanker." No kidding Steven Hawking. But don't forget this: every time I rub one out, I pay your fee. Otherwise you'd be asking me if I want to supersize that #3 Extra Value meal.