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Awwww someone beat me to it with this great idea. I've thought of this a long time ago but never talked about it because its really just so stupid funny. I could never do it anyhow. I mean how could I fart in a video when I have a hard time farting in the privacy of my own home. I mean I have a hard time shitting for that matter. So if i strained so much to just get a simple little fart out, I just may end up spraying chunks instead LOL

Okay im gonna shut up now.



"Here I sit all broken-heated.
Tried to shit but only farted."
--James Fenimore Cooper Last of the Mohicans