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#116788 - 08/26/05 12:35 PM Smut's computer died
smutspov Porn Jesus Registered: 10/29/03 Posts: 9489	In case you were wondering about my disappearance. Doubtful. It was catastrophic. I couldn't sleep, I couldn't eat. I couldn't sit still. It was like the olden days w/o computers, but even more boring. Now I've got a Dell Dimension 9100 and Comcast sucks... Delays, delays. Verizon awaits. It's my penance. I'm writing reviews out the ass though. Frank Wank 3, Attention Whores 4, Whale Tail, Built For Sex 3 are all complete and will be online asap as soon as I get my dsl in tip top shape. You have been warned. Can I get a witness? Just shut the fuck up. _________________________ "I only insult those who deserve it." - Alfred E. Neuman
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#116789 - 08/27/05 03:49 AM Re: Smut's computer died
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	Next time you jerk off to Internet porn try not to splooge the keyboard. _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#116790 - 08/27/05 07:30 AM Re: Smut's computer died
cumalloverher Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/21/05 Posts: 1704 Loc: quah quah quah quah	Hey, jrv. What's going on, buddy? _________________________ Quah.
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#116791 - 08/29/05 12:09 PM Re: Smut's computer died
smutspov Porn Jesus Registered: 10/29/03 Posts: 9489	Quote: Next time you jerk off to Internet porn try not to splooge the keyboard. I wish it was that simple b/c I'd just toss the keyboard as I have done many, many times before... _________________________ "I only insult those who deserve it." - Alfred E. Neuman
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#116792 - 08/29/05 08:31 PM Re: Smut's computer died
Father Stone Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 05/27/05 Posts: 314 Loc: Confession	Good to have ya back dude _________________________ It's Holy Jizz bitch!
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#116793 - 08/31/05 10:47 AM Re: Smut's computer died
smutspov Porn Jesus Registered: 10/29/03 Posts: 9489	Thanks, glad to have you back from holiday yourself, chum. I'm still having probs connecting from home, so it's off to Comcast to return the two modems I tried and on to Verizon. This lame public browser I'm using temporily is a bitch to upload pix for the reviews,even worse than it was before on dial-up when we were trading... no worries, I'll be back like the Terminator asap. _________________________ "I only insult those who deserve it." - Alfred E. Neuman
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#116794 - 08/31/05 03:33 PM Re: Smut's computer died
Father Stone Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 05/27/05 Posts: 314 Loc: Confession	When I lived in the US (Wash DC) we used to call Comcast "Cuntcast" because they were always giving us problems - the cunts. Also, dial up is a cunt (its what I had to use ay my folks place ) When you get yourself sorted, why don't you download Mozilla Firefox as a browser (if you don't already have it, that is). Its the fucking bomb _________________________ It's Holy Jizz bitch!
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#116795 - 09/12/05 10:42 AM Re: Smut's computer died
smutspov Porn Jesus Registered: 10/29/03 Posts: 9489	I'm back biotches. Yeah, Firefox rocks, father. _________________________ "I only insult those who deserve it." - Alfred E. Neuman
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#116796 - 09/12/05 02:55 PM Re: Smut's computer died
Evil Klown Gay For Pay Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 1024	Quote: Firefox rocks, father. Attachments 113237-FF eating IE.jpg (14 downloads)
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