I will say this Brandon, I am a bit jealous of the fact that you actually dated Melissa Lauren. I'm from a background where it is frowned upon to date women who have sex for money but I would take the verbal abuse from everyone I know if the possibility were there for Melissa to date a fanboy like myself...*sigh*...that will never happen though.
As for coochie and I being the same person, me and coochie monster don't even have the same skin color. I can't believe you haven't figured that one out by now. One of us is black and the other is white, but which one is which?.. that is something you will have to figure out
But we both do sound like we grew up in an inner city setting at times... who knows, perhaps we both did.
Coochie also likes to relate different things together in his posts while I often envision different scenarios that have or might occur... you're not very good at examining the different styles of people are you? You need to brush up on them reading comprehension skills Brandon, they might come in handy for you one day.