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I happen to know that Coochie Monstar is a limp dick virgin and cannot get an erection due to a hormone imbalance that is directly created by his obesity. Turns out that the man loves his kentucky fried chicken a bit too much... now his oversized body cannot support an erection and scientific studies have shown this to occur in many obese men. AC Cream has the same problem in fact but in his case he has decided to still worship the porn whores while Coochie has decided to throw in the towell and hate them since he can never please them sexually... unless he wants to break out the tongue and lick where hundreds of men have gone/cummed before.

FUCK YOU COOCHIE... you need to let Richard Simmons fuck you in the ass in exchange for him to show you how to slim off a few hundred pounds BITCH!



He's just mad because I couldnt get it up to coat his throat with my pimp juice...Big Worm, If you want my cock hard next time you need to put on the Blonde Wig. Remember we used to call that one the Melissa? Boy have I missed you and all of those long nights of me being able to stuff my face with the free ice cream you used to steal from your work and bring home. Remember when it was your idea to get his and his matching robes? Ahh those were the days....
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jrv im going to fucking kill you and 3 of your family members-SM