Get Fayner a mirror for his birthday?! By reading his rants one would guess he already has several -- all covered in white residue. Maybe, just maybe, that's one reason Ashley Blue doesn't give Fayner any love. Fayner was dumb enough to let Taylor Rain take over his website. Blue is smart enough to stay away from Fayner and to sign a contract. Funny as he is in his (albeit more and more rare) moments of humor, 10 years from now who's going to remember Fayner? (Or, more likely, he'll still be hanging around, doing blow, soliciting blowjobs from porn chicks since he couldn't get laid outside of porn if he walked down Hollywood Boulevard on a Saturday night with an electric guitar.) Whatever some of you think about Blue being unattractive, she's successful as hell, stars in one of the most hilarious series ever (Girlvert) and still has half her brain left. Ultimately, who really cares? They have each taken their tiny slice in porn history, something 99.9999% of the population couldn't give a crap about. On that note, I think I'll join the majority on this one and do something real.