I'm curious whether anyone else knows of porn which deals specifically with men that suck their own dicks such as Lips starring Ron Jeremy and Vanessa Del Rio.
A stocky, hairy bird-watcher creeps through the woods, peering into a pair of binoculars. In the near distance he spies his wife, a Pat Benatar lookalike who has a nylon scarf around her neck and a cunt-flap-lapping lesbian between her legs. The perverted naturalist reclines in a wicker swing-chair to enjoy the clam-smacking. Before long, the hirsute voyeur has his pants around his ankles and his ten-inch dick in his hand. The pudgy meat-beater leans forward and fits his beef stick into his mouth. "Not bad," he says, then vigorously blows his own bone.
A big-breasted woman in running togs stumbles on the rotund hairball while he fiendishly gobbles his gonads. The babe cringes in horror. Oh, my God. What a perverse, disgusting pig, she thinks, even though she is transfixed by the spectacle. How does he do it? Maybe that would make me happy to suck it like he's doing. Taken by cat-like curiosity, the stacked jogger pulls the man's pork out of his hand and sucks it into her mouth.
"Here, like this," the fatty says, reclaiming his dork and rolling his tongue around the purple cock head.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.