I want a beautiful porn whore who will fuck me whenever I want and won't want me to spend any money on her. I'll feed her and buy her enough clothes so that she can go out to buy me cigarettes, get the mail etc. I will also take her on my vacations to Europe so that I will have someone to fuck and I won't have to spend it on whores like I usually do thereby dramatically reducing the cost of my vacations.
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