MY LIST:
1. Money Tree
2. A Few Slaves (any color, I'm not a racist)
3. A Website to call my own
If he can't satisfy this list, I have an alternate:
1. Handgun (anytype, I don't know one from the other)
2. One Bullet (that exactly matches the gun he gives me)
Merry Chritstmas

No more x-mases.

I HATE x-mas.

Quote:

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Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts

There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy

Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doin' time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Clause, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights

They're talkin' bout - the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped

Wo, the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he's gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain

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I also like the Extra Gory Version:

Quote:

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Yes, Virginia, now Santa Claus is dead
Some guy from the SWAT team blew a hole through his head
Yes, little friend, now that's his brains on the floor
Guess you won't have the fat guy to kick around anymore
Well now there's no more presents for the children's enjoyment
And the elves gotta stand in line to file for unemployment
And they say Mrs. Claus, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights

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My Wish list:
1. a bottle of percocet
2. a pimp hat
3. a gas chamber for myself and drewie
4.a personality
5.a clitoris that work
6. and finally an end to these hormone pills

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!

I only have one wish this year.....

I want to see the death of censorship which means no more ADT.
(By supporting that site you are no better than those who back John Ashcroft.)

i want a real doll with the large "attachments"

I want a beautiful porn whore who will fuck me whenever I want and won't want me to spend any money on her. I'll feed her and buy her enough clothes so that she can go out to buy me cigarettes, get the mail etc. I will also take her on my vacations to Europe so that I will have someone to fuck and I won't have to spend it on whores like I usually do thereby dramatically reducing the cost of my vacations.

To bail me out of jail if I get arrested for sitting on his lap in LA.
To get my behind the scenes interview with Discovery aired in NC where my mom lives.
For a gift certificate to the BASE course in Moab, Utah.
To bail me out again after I do my first building jump.
For a solar powered dildo cause I'm tired of buying batteries.
For a gang bang scene.

A girl that wants a gangbang for Christmas! Now, that is what I call a slut. C'mon Jeff. Hire this one. She loves sex!

Go for a no condom gangbang, with Sabre, that would rock.

Condoms? Whats that?

that thing you wear when your fucking untested whores with bumps and green stuff oozing from the snatch LOL

Claire under my tree,ready to go.
www.exquisitemenu.com

I would like a tall step ladder and a Bat Man suit!

I would like for Gen Padova to pee in my mouth and call me "Her dirty little elf!"

I would like a little glass box with Claire James' asshole inside so incase of emergencies I could open the box and fuck her ass!

I would like to eat chocolate pudding from Gen Padova's arm pits while she spits in my face and calls me a pervert!
PHATBOY.

Hmmm... Claire you don't use condoms when fucking untested dudes with green stuff ozzing from their cock? haha

Or do you just cross your fingers.

always wear condoms outside the biz....but ya know i try harder to avoid the ones drippin green ooze

Cool...
was just harrassing you.

Gen to give me my POV Shoot as a gift.
Sabre to give me a Gangbang Shoot for a gift.
Clair James to give me a pov shoot for a gift.
Now I really know Santa doesnt exist.

LMAO... you guys are truly inspiring! XOXO

I want the Britney Spears 2004 calender



And a new glass bong so me and my little buddy below can get STONED off our asses.



Oh, almost forgot. An 1/8 of the best Chronic you have. Thank You Santa