you forgot Alexia Cage- the french shit queen.

"Alexia Cage, the 25-year-old queen of French poo-poo porn, has been playing "dirty games" since she was six years old.

"When I don't eat shit and don't have sex, I learn philosophy in an important university," Cage says.

Cage may be educated, but she demonstrated abysmal mothering skills by starring in Pregnant Hard Shit Games, in which she swallowed shit, piss and puke straight from a male costar—while she was six months pregnant. According to Dr. Mel Sarikian, a physician at Harbor View Hospital in Columbia, South Carolina, Cage endangered her unborn child. "
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.