I just heard about this evil midget who used to trick stupid hoes into believing he was a genie and if they fuck him he will grant them wishes and after he is done fucking them curses them out and says he won't grant shit. Heres a link to what i read does anyone know the actual site or if its still around, this is some funny shit. Evil midget genie, priceless.
Maybe this is why meliss refuses to fuck them.

http://www.amiannoying.com/(4czgprrfmaqhgq55sljzyh55)/view.aspx?id=6866&collection=474

W.T.F. kind of site is that.Am I annoying?! That's rhetorical right? I mean after all all just being a midget makes you automatically annoying.Jeez fucking idiot test or what?If you can pass that test what's next?The what color do you cross on test?The can you remember to breathe test?Pass any of those and you are only a few months from picking out your own clothes.Damn!

Ah, poor little bastard....I went through this 'phase' about 11 years ago...only I wasn't as cruel about it. I would wheel up to chicks at parties, in Bars or stripclubs and say: "Hey buttercup, I don't mean to be crass but if you give me a blow job there's a good chance I might actually be able to walk...see, if I can get more BLOOD flowing to my lower extremities, the amubulatory neurons will become...hey you have the most beautiful eyes...."

I actually had close to a 10% success rate.

Evil porn genie midget. I've been looking for an official cage spokesman and until now unofficially its been firewall. Maybe i should start a campaign and let the readers and posters decide who is better to be the face of the monkey cage. Both bring excellent qualities to the table.