While sequestered here in the bat/cave(not to be confused with the "Bat-cave"tm.now have your fucking lawyer call me Adam!)and well into my 70th-some-odd straight hour of editing,certain unfortunate truths have occurred to me.
1)Trannies do not bounce.I imagine that during my sheltered upbringing on the friendly streets of the city of brotherly love,trannies were looked upon as an "exist for entertainment purposes only type of being".The closest comparison I can make is the clowns I saw at the circus(and outside of any liquor store during business hours)and as I recall those clowns,no matter how hard something hit them even a car-they always bounced back to their feet!Maybe bleeding profusely(see liquor store reference)but ALWAYS UPRIGHT!There was a certain comfort in that knowledge,not unlike the H-U-G-E big-assed fat lady that cushioned my fall,when I age 6 pleaded with my father to take me inside the carnival trailer that boasted,FROZEN IN ICE-BIGFOOT,looking down into the case and making eye-contact with something that in the darkest recesses of shadowy footage in the back of my mind,I had prayed did not exist and having my small but wise feet propell me out of that trailer door like a cannonball,carrying far too-much speed for the stairs to serve any purpose that fat chick comforted me upon re-entry(I can only hope the urine-stains came out of her clothes as easy as I rolled off after my vault)So imagine my disillusionment when several threads here at xxxpt showed that after falling a mere,10 stories that some tranny,not only didn't get up but died!I had hoped to read about some pre-existing condition or allergy to gravity or anything that would help me be able to get my head around why this clown didn't get up?!You know I think its just another example of lax testing proceedures.If I can crank up the processor-frequency on my pc by fifty percent and put in by the window to vent the small wisps of smoke,then surely there can be a test to see if little tranny-babies bounce before they get the tranny stamp of fucking approval or what have you.
Oh well back to work.(funny that doesn't smell like a marlboro(tm)

YES. Maybe the brazilian trannys are a little different genetically, like africans are a little different from african americans, african americans tend to be better in contact sports where the straight africans are better in edurance, maybe the same goes where the american trannys are more durable but harder on the eyes where the brazilian ones are easier on the eyes but tend to be made up of the same human material as mr glass from unbreakable.


You know the brazilian equivalent of david letterman is some mid 40's tranny named roberta who does the poking of the inner check with tongue and the shaking of her sagging 10 year old sea water 100% brazilian made implants while clapping out of rhythm to house pets dressed in sequent outfits dancing on their hind legs with a terrified look in their eyes.

ok but you do not mention resilency.I mean cool with the falsies and the housepets and the clapping and what not ,but what happens if I push...I mean should it happen to FALL from a 10 story window.
I guess what I'm getting at is unilateral-tranny-testing and while we're at it midgets have always seemed kind of mythical/magical lucky charmish to me why not double-down and give the tranny an out.Any tranny that feels insecure in its ability to absorb the impact of a ten story fall would be given a dwarf(in magical poofy pants) to use as an air-brake.I believe that would be fair.

(headed into the 90th straight hr)
i apreeshe8 what u meen about willies wonker but u godda udderstan..




















tat wifout them pants?wel them midges aint no help at all in a xs gravytee situatshun. sheet sum tranny fallin holdin a nekid dwarf!I BET THEYFALL EVUN FASQUIKER SO U CEE THEM PUFFFEE PANT R NO FASHUN ST8MENT

I've long believed that all people should be allowed midgets as housepets. Asia has spent millions trying to build the perfect robotic housepet with the same warmth and unconditional love as a dog but without all the shitting where its been right under our noses since the dawn of time, midgets. You can put them in those little carry around dog purses, they are easy to train and most importantly with a phone book or two they can climb up and use the toilet eliminating those nasty morning surprises. All i need is 10% of the worlds population to get behind this idea before we make steps towards making it become a reality.

Ahah! My pro- midget agenda is spreading faster than I thought
Now I only need Bishop to come around.