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#115360 - 08/09/05 06:58 AM Monkeys advice for new porn starlets
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Heres my advice for new girls breaking into the biz, on what to look out for and in some cases avoid.


If you see/asked any of the following at a porn shot fake illness and leave.

1) Asked to put on socks with frills

2) see a inflated kiddie pool

3) if people that look like this ask if you would like to do a private photo shoot in their basement at home



4. if theres more then 3 blacks guys on set when you arrive

5. If the driveway out front is cleaner then the carpet inside the house/ studio

6. told repeatedly that you are beautiful, gorgeous, sexy or similar descriptions, repeatedly before shooting the scene. It will lead to bad things.

7. Asked sex terms that you don't know and when you say no rather then explaining what they are they keep asking different terms that you don't know.



Top signs that you are on a good porn shoot

1. You see any of the following, krystal steal, sydney steele, ashton moore, tera patrick, jesse jane or devon. Means you are in for soft sex and the check will clear.

2. no europeans or cowboy hats worn by people shooting the sex.

3. over hear anyone saying theres no way a gen padova would make the cut here.

4. Luke Ford is there.

5. Bread on the food provided is still soft.

6. Food is provided

7. doron d isn't hanging around the food provided

8. no talent has more then 3 tattoos on the shoot




Enjoy my words of wisdom and i hope that so or any come in handy.

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#115361 - 08/09/05 07:40 AM Re: Monkeys advice for new porn starlets
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Registered: 01/02/05
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:


4. if theres more then 3 blacks guys on set when you arrive





This one counts as "3" in reference to the above piece of "Monkey wisdom":




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#115362 - 08/09/05 07:55 AM Re: Monkeys advice for new porn starlets
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
You know you 2 aren’t really vampires. It wouldn’t hurt your pasty asses to get some sunshine every once in a while.


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#115363 - 08/09/05 11:37 AM Re: Monkeys advice for new porn starlets
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Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
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Who the fuck are those two uglies???

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#115364 - 08/09/05 02:59 PM Re: Monkeys advice for new porn starlets
redbeard Offline
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Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 440
Loc: Lake Michigan
Sounds like your on to something, maybe you could make a little booklet and hand them out at the award shows to all of the young meat.

Monkey, your one of the good ones, horray for you for looking for the latest batch of young whores.

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#115365 - 08/10/05 07:08 AM Re: Monkeys advice for new porn starlets
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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RUN BITCH




Quote:

Who the fuck are those two uglies???





Its longshot and keiko
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#115366 - 08/16/05 07:04 AM Re: Monkeys advice for new porn starlets
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Registered: 08/15/05
Posts: 10
Loc: Melbourne.
Did any one see that Bang Bros with lil 'Carman'?

They had to stop after a few minutes as she had serious internal injuries. HTe dudes dick was like almost a foot and a half long
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