The first scene on here features this f’ugly chick named Jay who looked like she stopped a clock with her face. I mean, this lot lizard almost makes Sharon Mitchell look like Nicky Hilton. Not really, but you get the analogy, aight? Sadly, I’ve been cursed by a wicked witch, so I’ve gotta call a dog a werewolf. Her nice ass and thin top heavy body is all a pornographer needs to see the unsightly as dollar signs and that Sopranos reject Lee Stone willingly fucks like her like the meathead automaton he is. I guess the guy will fuck ANYTHING! One of the perks of being the lonely jerk at home is that you can ALWAYS choose who you work with, but you gotta pay instead of getting’ paid. Alas.
Yo, don’t let all that negativity stop you from peeping this superb squack flick. It’s more than worth the clams, it’s got several scenes perverted dreams are made from… Real, raw, excellent gonzo w/o the gore of gag ruined make up. Thank you for that and I’m honestly thankful for this scene w/ Toni Chavez.
She is a lusty latina pepperpot w/ an awesome bod and boobs that boggle the mind when they jiggle. She’s real, scuffs and all, nothing that’d stop Smut from balling her. In fact, I’ll pencil her in on my “to do list†when I get back to L.A. She alone makes this dvd a must purchase with a performance that’ll straighten your pants like you were Lance Cumstrong. Missionary that numbed the mind mammeries flying like fleshy ufos up top, doggy toll the heavenly honey bells to summon goo.
The scenes all start w/a nasty talk that really works. For fresh meat, these babes have sugar coated their nasty slut speak like only teenagers that were weaned on porn can do. Damn, I love this generation.
Just look at Solana. More evidence these babes rolling into the j bizz today are spending their puberty practicing porn poses in front of mirrors and vcrs fuckin’ like there’s no tomorrow. What’s wrong with that? There ain’t no tomorrow. Today is all we’ve got before reality caves in. My motto is better enjoy it now, beyotch. There ain’t no 10,000 virgins waiting for you on the other side, bro. Plus, I’d rather spend eternity w/ 10,000 sluts. Fuck that, smoke, drink and watch porn, drop acid. Whatever. Just don’t pick up the crackpipe or hop on the horse to surefire hell. Sorry, to negate my evil I always have to slip in a little advice to keep you on the correct path to true enlightment in the guise of pornography guidance. Now get this…
Solana is a meaty teen blonde w/ curves that kill like streetracing down the Hollywood Hills. The ass is phat. She’s bouncy, barely legal and oozing an aura of a fucktoy beyond her years and the youthful vitality an 36 year old like me needs to feed upon to feel alive almost. Check again, I said almost. Porn is a quick pick me up every time. Like getting a Hallmark and peyote buttons from an old friend.
Natalie Knoxx is a young’un with double eagle sized areolas on semi-saggers that were still delightful. Who said porn stars can’t act? She plays the innocent yet naughty teen to a “t†as in titties. She gets double teamed rather nicely as does box cover nymph Lindsey just take a look. Yep a hottie. She has some regrettable belly tats, but she’s beautiful,“loves to fuck,†and her eyes are entrancing. Can’t ask for much more here [Lethal Hardcore]
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