I was watching an episode of Pornucopia the other day, and there was this thing on pornstar do's and don'ts, and I must say it really pissed me off. There was an interview with Jill Kelly, who now represents everything I hate about women in porn. She gives this list of stuff she won't do that runs about ten minutes...like 'Don't kiss me on the mouth, don't lick my ass, don't even go near my ass, no hair pulling, no spanking...' and by the end, it's just like "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

What I mean is that Jill Kelly is a representation of all I loathe about pornstars. Actually, she's less of a pornstar and more of a porn diva, and I use that term in the most negative sense possible, as in a high strung whiny bitch who thinks she's Meryl fucking Streep as opposed to a woman with largely artificial features who fucks on film for a living.

But honestly, isn't this becoming a pattern? Girl starts out doing everything and anything, marries an ugly old rich producer/director, gets enough surgery to look like Barbie (and equally as plastic), then refuses to do guy/girl anymore, then refuses to do anal, spanking or anything remotely hot. Instead of an actual pornstar, we now have these diva dykes (as I lovingly call them) who do nothing but tame lesbo scenes and still make disproportional amounts of money to the girls with actual talent and jerkoff appeal.

Does anyone else find this frustrating? I mean, girls who don't do anal are bad enough (though Eva Angelina and Cherry Poppins are hot enough to get away with it) but these are girls who refuse to do ANYTHING! I didn't pay twenty bucks to see you lick a stiletto heel for fifteen minutes! Do the things that your industry demands of you!

*deep breath*

End of rant.

Yeah, man.

this sounds like the age old guy complaint..."before we were married you used to ..........."

Also, I believe decapitation is a violation of the marriage vows.

meh...so some people have their preferences..big deal.

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don't lick my ass, don't even go near my ass,

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i am kinda sad about this tho...i could spend the better part of a day all up on her ass. I'd eat it all. I would go pac-man on her *chomp* *Chomp* *Chomp*

...mmmm jill ass....

Your wrong!!!!!!!!!!! JILL KELLY was saying what other girls of today say. She doesnt agree with them. She says they dont wanna do this and they dont wanna do that. Well then what do you wanna do and no ONE is going to wanna watch. WATCH PORNUCOPIA AGAIN DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If her "don't" list is going to be THAT long a porn whore ought to just end the list with ".. and don't hire me!"

Are you really this unconscious? Are you not able to pay attention? Watch the episode again you moron. That's not exactly what Jill was saying. Furthermore, watch the entire interview in context and perhaps you might learn something you mindless fool.

damn docta...were you paying attention to the show or what???

and to prove for once and for all Jill likes a good ass lickin I volunteer myself

That reminds me of the episode of The Cathouse with that whore who refused to say "fuck" or anything similar but has her clit pierced and said she got paid $700 to wash some guys hair.
I was seriously offended to find out some men go to whore houses to talk to the sluts instead of banging them. Thats like going to a carwash and parking your car on the side and just pouring water on the ground.

well ya know. If they can get away with it, god bless 'em.

personally i wouldn't go in for it.

a lot of these internet models will have their little websites and their memebers section and what not and it's nothing.

why the fuck would i throw down my hard earned cash for that when i could see girls with relative beauty fuckin'?


I mean yeah, if fuckers will pay for it rawk on...

like that myspace chick i mentioned in gen. section, who will just flat out ask for money...just ask for.

No "here's a naked picture of me" "here's me with a dick up my ass"

just "give me money" and mother fuckers do. so who am i to fuck up her groove?