Are you giving us a boat? How nice!

...see what back to back days of Universal Studios and Disneyland does to people......Longshit can't even begin to fathom how much he sucks!

Say it loud! Say it proud....YOU SUCK, LONGSHIT!

is this your heel turn?

Whoever was that idiot that did an altar call here, towards the begiinig of the year, or was at the end of last year; I think hsi name was Pastor John. Anyways whoever he is or was or whatever, anyways he'd be proud, so proud.

On a related note I can't help but think of that thread in the monkey's cage that showed a pic of Gen being crucified. Good Smut.

Rob! You have made my day!
Since, from your quotation, it can be assumed that you follow the Word of God as laid down in 1978 by Zondervan Publishing House (NIV), I would like to acknowledge your rebirth with some further highlights from that edition's Deuteronomy.

"If a man is found sleeping with another man's wife, both the man who slept with her and the woman must die."
- Deuteronomy 22:22

"If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay the girl's father fifty shekels of silver."
- Deuteronomy 22:28-29.5ish

In other news, what on earth does your quote have to do with a pontoon?

I was traveling a paved road that turned to dirt...I had to adjust my
speed. As I slowed I noticed a mirror propped up against a tree.
It was between a table and a pile of leaves..

Now the table was littered with, as far as I could tell, debris. and the
leaves, well they were fresh cut and green. From my perspective though
all I could see...was the mirror....me.

around the frame was this refrain...

Along and light will fade,
speak out loud let your breath convey
what you need, it's always better this way.

I was told my mouth would be my end,
but the words are never, ever pretend.
so I say.. if I lose, it just means
I didn't win.

I put American Prayer in the cassette deck and drove away.

What kind of virgin can live on 75 shekels a week?