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#114800 - 08/02/05 01:43 PM Pornographic Monster
Pericles Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 300

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#114801 - 08/02/05 03:01 PM Re: Pornographic Monster
BiG WoRM Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
I think it's much funnier to read simp's posts over there since so many people respond to his posts without having a clue that it's him. BTW, you and cleetus have to stop blowing his cover, at least until he gets deactivated. But keep posting the links for his posts there, I hope that Jeff or Tony don't mind the links to the other site in Simp's case since he is one of JM's biggest fans.

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#114802 - 08/02/05 03:06 PM Re: Pornographic Monster
BiG WoRM Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
This one was especially funny


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Brandon Iron wrote:
Chocolate_cougar: Do "readheaded munchkin males" qualify as "beatiful people" in your eyes?

I am hurt...so hurt. Time to lay off the chocolate. It has fattened your head and is turning you into an imbecile who doesn't respect other people's opinions. You melted my heart, but not my hand, which is still pimp-strong enough to beat some sense into your M&M-crusted cranium.






Hi, Brandon. Speaking of respect, would you like to take this oppurtunity to apologize to Taylor Hill for what you did to her in the 'Throat Gaggers' scene you shot with her. To recap: you piston pumped her face with such heartyless ferocity that the gagging and vomiting caused her to bust a bloodvessel in her eye and she was subsequently reduced to tears after the shoot because it was such a bad experience for her. Some theorize that it's in large part why she no longer performs in pornographic videos. Didn't you get an inkling during the shooting that you were pushing her too far? You must have, but why didn't you stop? Why, Brandon? I see this time and time again in your pornographic videos: women with hurt and syrprised and many times scared looks on their faces due to your treatment of them. Why do you continue to do this, Brandon? This is not consensual. It is clear to anyone who watches your pornographic videos that these moments are your money shots. When the performers in them are taken advantage of once the camera is running and you push them into areas you obviously didn't discuss before hand. Anyway you slice it, it is vile and deliberate on your part. How can you live with yourself? Don't you see their pained and scared expressions in your sleep, accompanied with their gagging, retching, and gasping for air? Doesn't this make you feel bad? Of course you'll say "No" and play up your cretinous persona, but deep down where the real Brandon is, you know you've hurt people and videotaped it and sold it and live comfortably because of it. You will have to live with this until the day you die. And I doubt it'll be comfortably.




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#114803 - 08/02/05 03:41 PM Re: Pornographic Monster
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
I laughed until I cried, then I hyperventilated. It wasliek being in GagFactor video, except for the hard cock:

I think I need to be on medication. Just about a half hour ago, I decided to make fried eggs for lunch. I wanted dippy yolks with toast. I cracked one egg into the pan and the yolk broke. I thought to myself "Well, I doubt the next yolk will break. The odds are against it. Boy, I can't wait to be dipping my toast" I cracked a second egg into the pan, and that yolk broke as well. Before I knew really what I was doing, I'd grabbed the frying pan by the handle and threw it against the wall in a fit of maniacal fury. The drywall was cracked and butter spattered, bits of egg were everywhere, and I had butter burn where little droplets had landed on my face and arms. "FUCKER FUCKING FUCKERS FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!" I screamed until my voice cracked. Then I spit on the floor and kicked the microwave cart hard enouigh so several microwave recipe books fell out of the bottom and I booted them acrossed the room. After my anger had peaked I skulkeds into the living and flung myself onto the couch face-first and cried. I am 29 and unemployed.



dippy yolks?
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#114804 - 08/02/05 03:54 PM Re: Pornographic Monster
John Floofin Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
So much for Simp "losing his internet access", it's good to see him advocating for the feelings of the throatfucked. He's like our own Viet Cong sapper probing the lines of ADT.

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#114805 - 08/02/05 04:03 PM Re: Pornographic Monster
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Haha- That thread sucked ass until Simp came in there- hardware locking it was the topper. Simp should not pick on Brandon or I will have call him out if I suspect it is him. If he he didn't mess with Brandon I would have just watched it unfold.
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#114806 - 08/02/05 05:39 PM Re: Pornographic Monster
BiG WoRM Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
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Haha- That thread sucked ass until Simp came in there- hardware locking it was the topper. Simp should not pick on Brandon or I will have call him out if I suspect it is him. If he he didn't mess with Brandon I would have just watched it unfold.




And your a fan of Max Hardcore's work too if I remember right, so that makes it two and counting for Simp.

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Mr. Hardcore, it's a pleasure to post towards you. I was just wondering, when you are enjoying a quiet moment in your home petting your kitty and listening to the birds singing in the trees outside, are you ever troubled out of the idyllic moment by the realization that it has all been paid for by the videotaped sexual humiliation you produce? Do you ever have second thought about your chosen profession? Do you ever fear that you'll be assaulted and/or murdered by an angry/heartbroken father/brother/boyfriend/friend of a woman who you sexually degraded and humiliated in the most heinous manner currently legally possible on video forever? Do you ever just want to be loved? Do the noises of any of the women you've made gag, gurgle, and cry haunt you and fill you with horror at night when it's just you, your sheets, and the ghostly lit ceiling above? It would turn me on immenseley if any of this were answered with a yes, and make your inhuman productions a lot more pleasurable for me to masturbate towards.





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You obviously have me mistaken with someone else. I'm a pornographer, not a psychologist. The words 'worry,' and 'trouble' are not in my vocabulary. (See 'concern' and 'situation' in my guidebook on porn.)

I'm rocketing down the highway of life, and I keep my hands on the wheel and my eyes on the road. Rear view mirrors? Who needs 'em when you're moving faster than anyone else.

As for the otherwise unemployable whores who come over and get paid a load of money for a couple hours work, it doesn't seem to bother many of them at all in the long run. They've normally got so many other problems with their boyfriends, cars, parents, scoring drugs, etc, that the manhandling they experience at my hands hardly seems to faze them. And I know for certain some of them really enjoy it.

So do I lose any sleep? Only if I'm up past my bedtime at the tiki bar talking to some hot babes. Am I concerned about being attacked? Let's just say we've got the situation covered. And that gurgling sound you mention gets my cock hard every time.

Max

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#114807 - 08/02/05 09:18 PM Re: Pornographic Monster
Shaddup Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/12/05
Posts: 473
I'm a pornographer, not a psychologist.

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#114808 - 08/02/05 11:38 PM Re: Pornographic Monster
Pericles Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 300
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BTW, you and cleetus have to stop blowing his cover, at least until he gets deactivated.




Not me, never. He was long deactivated before this thread and I would not have blown his cover anyway. Nobody here knows who I am there anyway. I lay hidding near the River Styx taking the cavern to the north light with the sign of Eth rising in the air...

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#114809 - 08/03/05 04:13 AM Re: Pornographic Monster
Shaddup Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/12/05
Posts: 473
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BTW, you and cleetus have to stop blowing his cover, at least until he gets deactivated.




Not me, never. He was long deactivated before this thread and I would not have blown his cover anyway. Nobody here knows who I am there anyway. I lay hidding near the River Styx taking the cavern to the north light with the sign of Eth rising in the air...




You look square for battle. Let the fray begin?

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#114810 - 08/03/05 05:50 AM Re: Pornographic Monster
SEMBENE Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/30/05
Posts: 63
Loc: Africa/L.A. till mid-august
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BTW, you and cleetus have to stop blowing his cover, at least until he gets deactivated.




Not me, never. He was long deactivated before this thread and I would not have blown his cover anyway. Nobody here knows who I am there anyway. I lay hidding near the River Styx taking the cavern to the north light with the sign of Eth rising in the air...




You look square for battle. Let the fray begin?




To the mods, is there an ignore feature on the board that allows me to skip over this bile Shaddup is almost as funny as Rita Rudner, again ALMOST as funny.
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#114811 - 08/03/05 08:29 AM Re: Pornographic Monster
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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I'm a pornographer, not a psychologist.




Classic Max.
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#114812 - 08/03/05 08:32 AM Re: Pornographic Monster
BiG WoRM Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
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BTW, you and cleetus have to stop blowing his cover, at least until he gets deactivated.




Not me, never. He was long deactivated before this thread and I would not have blown his cover anyway. Nobody here knows who I am there anyway. I lay hidding near the River Styx taking the cavern to the north light with the sign of Eth rising in the air...




Sorry to accuse you then pericles but this LINK made it look like you blew Mr. Wonderful's ID. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt since he could have been deactivated before you made your post.

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#114813 - 08/03/05 09:52 AM Re: Pornographic Monster
Pericles Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 300
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Sorry to accuse you then pericles but this LINK made it look like you blew Mr. Wonderful's ID. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt since he could have been deactivated before you made your post.




LOL! Thank you ever so kindly for bequething upon me his holiness' benefit of the doubt.


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#114814 - 08/03/05 09:59 AM Re: Pornographic Monster
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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I'm a pornographer, not a psychologist.




Sounds like a psychologist to me. As for a pornographer, he sucks.
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