I laughed until I cried, then I hyperventilated. It wasliek being in GagFactor video, except for the hard cock:

I think I need to be on medication. Just about a half hour ago, I decided to make fried eggs for lunch. I wanted dippy yolks with toast. I cracked one egg into the pan and the yolk broke. I thought to myself "Well, I doubt the next yolk will break. The odds are against it. Boy, I can't wait to be dipping my toast" I cracked a second egg into the pan, and that yolk broke as well. Before I knew really what I was doing, I'd grabbed the frying pan by the handle and threw it against the wall in a fit of maniacal fury. The drywall was cracked and butter spattered, bits of egg were everywhere, and I had butter burn where little droplets had landed on my face and arms. "FUCKER FUCKING FUCKERS FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!" I screamed until my voice cracked. Then I spit on the floor and kicked the microwave cart hard enouigh so several microwave recipe books fell out of the bottom and I booted them acrossed the room. After my anger had peaked I skulkeds into the living and flung myself onto the couch face-first and cried. I am 29 and unemployed.



dippy yolks?