1 Dick 2 Chicks
Directed by Robbie Fischer
Starring Neveah Ashton, Rosie, Jennifer Vale, Candi, Serena Marcus, Keiko, Maja, Sue Diamond, Sarah Jordan
Redlight

Two chicks at once is one chick more than most of us can handle. Luckily, the stunt dicks at Redlight are all pros at such matters. All the scenes follow a rigid and effective pattern- let the girls make out a little, introduce a dick into the mix, let it penetrate as many of the 6 holes available as possible, and let the girls happily slurp the cum out of each other’s mouths. What, I ask you, could be better than that?

Chica (or mebbe she’s black, hard to tell) Rosie and sourfaced girl Neveah open up the action wearing jock-baiting baseball jerseys, but not for long. Rosie has a truly amazing body, with fantastic puffy little tits, and Neveah spends plenty of time between her legs, sucking up the juices from her cute bald pussy. This scene is engaging enuff to forget about the dude completely, but Michael Stefano shows up anyway, filling up both their pussies and makin’ em both suck off all the pussy slag as they go along. Superhot scene here.

Man, All the chicks are wearing the baseball jerseys…is there a sports theme here that I don’t get, or something? Wouldn’t be the first time. Anyway, up next are twin skinbags Keiko and Serena Marcus, who aren’t the most graceful fuck buddies you ever saw. I mean, they both appear to be wrestling with each other here. That’s a whole different video, girls. Luckily, Stefano shows up to straighten the girls out. He gives the tattooed Serena (who’s wearing a “Princess” necklace- in exactly what kingdom, baby?) a good anal workout, resulting in some righteous Ass-to-mouth action.

Jennifer Vale and Candi look JUST like high school girls (not the ones I went to school with, mind you, but the ones that go to high school now, when I’m in my 30’s, and can’t do a fuckin’ thing about ‘em), which adds a nice layer of kink to the proceedings. Neither of them are all that pretty or all that good at fucking (yet, anyway), but they’re young enough for it all to be sexy as a motherfucker anyway. You gotta love the way Jennifer stares off into space when the action’s not concentrated on her. I bet she’s got Ritalin in her medicine cabinet.

Czech hottie Sue Diamond and whatever-she-is Maja (who’s got a crazy gap between her front teeth that you could stick yr thumb through) struggle through a painful interview before clumsily swapping spit with one another on the creakiest leather couch you ever heard. Then Stefano and Claudio Meloni show up, and the two of ‘em take off like fuckin’ rockets. I don’t know when I’ve seen such a dramatic turn of events – it’s obvious that these two prefer dicks to each other. The wild four-way that ensues is a blur of flesh and speed, anal, DP’s, ATM’s, the works. Far fuckin’ out, man.

Finally, there’s covergirl Brooke and Sarah Jordan, another couple o’ skinny blondes that appear young enough to cause a prom queen scandal. Stefano once again shows up to show ‘em how it’s done. The two don’t have the most voracious sexual appetites you’ve ever seen, but skinny, blonde, big-titted, and young goes along way with me, ya know?

I still don’t know what all the sports gear is about, but ok goddamnit, I’ll say it- “1 Dick, Two Chick” knocks it right outta the park.

Bonus: real-time blowjob from Sarah Jordan, lotsa photo-shoot posing from everybody else.

-Sleazegrinder

cool review.. that was my first scene, i was just a tad wet behind the ears there, and it wasn't so much that we were "wrestling" it was more that we were just really into each other and both being quite agressive about it

oh yeah, and the sports theme is because it was originally titled "DOUBLE PLAY" thats why we were wearing the baseball outfits in the vid. they changed the name after it was filmed and hence the flick makes no sense.

Ha! Cool. I thought I was just missing the reference. I'm a rock n roll guy. Rock n roll guys don't know a fuckin' thing about sports.

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