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Serves him right.

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...I actually got a King Cobra, a Forest Cobra, a Monocled Cobra, a Tiger Snake, a Tai Pan, and couple of Gaboon Vipers to put in my bushes out front about a month ago.....now I walk over the decomposing cadavers of several Jehovah's Witnesses each week, but in the end, I think God will understand

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another thing that works...answer the door shirtless with a 40oz in hand, have the house reeking of weed and have a large dog barking...being covered in tattoos dont hurt either...well it works for me atleast....or another added feature...have some Deicide ripping in the back ground

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combine all that with the snakes in the bushes and you've got a situation more fucked up than anything Gagdaddy could even put together...