USPS left this offering from Francesca Le’ on the doorstep today, in my 420 haze, the sunlight glanced off of it like almost in a reverie. When I picked it up, the box was warm b/c the knucklehead postman left it in the sun on the hottest day in July thus far. Luckily my fine honed porn antennae picked up on it like a blip on the radar screen b/c you gottta have eyes in the back of your shadow these days. Fuck McDonald’s, I’m loving it. Unzipped the box, out poured four shiny dvd boxes dusted w/ Le’ Wood’s magic lust. Right there, a good day for a writer on the ragged path to riches in screeners and porn bitches in his dreams. Or nightmares.
Wow, the first movie that caught my eye is a blowjob movie called Orally Challanged that I immediately recognized as something I’ll surely cherish. Blowjobs are great, double hoe blow in’ down the man like the west wind is an awesome sight like pud piper’s at the gates of dawn on sunny days in L.A….
Blowjob Sandwich had some killer scenes, but the rest were performed by disposable hoes. Like most oral themed series, one suck will be a keepher forever performance from a fave porn star but the rest of the cast you want to chuck. Can’t keep everything, weed out the weaklings. That’s why I have a dvd-rw, but I’d go insane if I used it like I should. No need to here like all Le’ Wood flicks, the whole package induces a hard-on in my mind like a witch binding twine. Is Chloe D. somewhat responsible? Is she hot? If so, baby, get dressed, let’s fuck when I’m in town. What made this film great was the impeccable make up wasn’t destroyed by tears, the gagging wasn’t disgraceful the ass licking was bareful noticiable and nobody’s nostrils got pinched thank God!
A variety of slobbering hot as hell honey pussies make this something I’m still thinking about after herbal supplements had Smut seeing the digital enlightenment where two become 3 through technology. View the pix, so you have no excuses not to get this. What I especially loved about this movie was the fact that the bjs weren’t mean throat fuck mascara massacres nor not once did I want to cringe at a drool gagfall or press the x128 frame ff speed. These scenes became a culmination of damn good clean nasty hardcore g/g/b oral extravaganza gratfying to the inner perverse search for truth not to mention a great squack jerk of artgasm.
Time for scene by scene smutmutations of consciousness...
Sativa & Destiny:
Sativa’s puffing lips,Destiny’s brown nipples, joined in enthusiasm. Lovely, but Destiny got a little silly during money shot minutes.
Bailey & Dillan Laren: Titty suck tittty lick to begin the scene Bailey plump delicious young w/ a somewhat undefiled bod. Brunette Dillan Lauren is the leader, but she looks like she’s on the party haggard Taylor Rain path to success. They do everything and check all boxes w/ tongues and throat. I‘m impressed w/ the rather unspoiled Bailey
Syndny Capri & Lori Alexia: are two high class milky way hoes who are the antithessis of the street skeezers you usually see delving into porno… Hey, I felt like a true pimp for the duration of the afro oral love they were giving the ivory meat tower.
Denise K. and Bobbi Dean: A pair of powerfully sweeet blondes in sexy g string bikinis oiling up by the pool looking like a couple of strippers on bended knee. It was beautiful.
More lovely was the suck off from Brooke Haven and Barbara Summer: Pussy to pussy in one and out the other. Ball boiling tongue bath super suction lovingly done. It’s the most eyegastic oral scene I’ve oolgled on a looong time and will pasted into my mental scrap book w/ joy goo. They lick it off their fingers like melted ice cream in summertime.
Ariana Jollee & Gia Jordan: I skipped these pair of worn out sweat socks aslurp completely.
Francesca Le and Mika Tan: Dominantly taking on a poor ball gagged slave. They should’ve done that to that mewling Marco fool in the Barbara Summer and Brooke Haven scene ‘cept w/ electrical tape. Anway Francesca’s butterfly wing lizard flickering tongue is as mystical as her directorial prowess. I must review a blowjob in the flesh someday, baby! Great flick Mark. Props to Bel Air Post. [NXT LeVL]
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