First off sorry i can't read or respond to the other threads but im short on time right now. I just stopped by to inform you that the monkey has splashed a little cash out and hired a private investigator to track AC Cream around Virginia (side note could he live in a place with a more ironic name?). He is going to give me a detailed report of everything Ac Cream does every 48 hours for 2 weeks. So by tomorrow I should have the first report in my email and will be sure to post it here for the cage viewing public.



Times up fat boy, we are going to see what you really get upto.

I envision a pathetic trek through Virginian greasy spoons, fast food restaurants, and glory holes.

Could be useful, I'd like to know where he buys his watches.

Speaking of splashing cash around, if I had a decent brittle bone in my body I'd buy this fat fuck a CHIN and write it off on next years tax return.

I doubt the private investigator will have to move around much because it's obvious AC Cream doesnt move around much, instead sitting in his Virginia Civil War Era Bunker/Shed with his 2 computers, 7,653 Adult DVDs, pile of odd sweatsocks ordering Ribs and Potato Salad from "Bonnie Blue Baby Backs", and writing Obscene Poetic Odes to his Goddesses.

Anyone know if Orson Welles had donated his Semen just before he died?

Got in the info, some very interesting stuff here


9.43 am: Subject leaves place of residence


9.45am: enters car, sits without motion for 80 seconds, then weeps for a further 2 minutes. Starts car and begins to drive

10.13am: Pulls in a ma and pop pancake place for meal, seen eating 3 servings of 6 pancake breakfasts and 2 large milkshakes, grabs newspaper and 4 cookies on the way out.

10.48 am: Pulls into frito lay factory (later confirmed this is his place of employment)


1 pm: Appears from factory with 4 packs of chips in hand, finds a bench and begins to eat one after another , after the 4th is seen undoing his belt, alone during the meal he begins to weep into his hands for a good 2 minutes, stands up , does belt up and walks back into the factory

4pm: seen leaving the factory and getting back into the car


4.46pm: Seen pulling over at a clothes bin, steals 3 pairs of pants and 2 shirts (from a short distance there appears to be waste stains on the pants and one shirt)

4.50pm: gets back in the car with clothes and begins to drive


5.15pm: Pulls over a block away from his place, seen looking at clothes, begins to eat one of the pants, then weeps for 2 minutes, opens car window, vomits bits of cloth and zipper. He thens reaches for one of the shirts on the backseat and begins to masturbate on it, finishes, cleans himself up with it, then eats it, spitting the buttons one by one out the open car window. Once finished he begins to weep again. Starts the car

6.07 pm: arrives back at his place and doesn't leave for the remaining 3 hours watched.

Got a pm from him asking me to retract my last post. UMMMMMMM no.


Name: Ac Cream


Age: 21

Height: 5'10"

Available For:

Solo



B/G

B/B/G

Anal

DP

You know I almost believed all of this but no way would his mom let him leave the house without packing a lunch.

5 hour shift at Frito Lay. Food tester I presume!