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#114487 - 07/29/05 11:42 PM
Worst Porn Scene you've ever seen?
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Porn Jesus
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This doesn't include the accidently clip shots of old people fucking or 400 blimps, this is stuff you have bought or in some cases rented and just said thats the worst rip off piece of shit ive ever seen. It can either be a scene or an entire title. In fact im going to do a few different one sections.
Worst Porn Scene: Crystal Wilder gangbang scene with blind men. Can't remember the name of the title and they weren't really blind men, one was ron. It was just a very unappealing scene to watch and looked equally hard to perform, it was shot badly, it was dark, her vagina had horrid pussy rash and looked worn out, it was just hair, bad make up rashes and disease riddled.
Funniest Porn Scene: simp touched on this before, lana sands gangbang scene from the early 90s with tt boy. Its unbelievable the shit that comes out of tts mouth during the scene, you could see the fear in the fellow male co stars the longer the scene went on, It was why god why simp worthy just for the hired dicks. I need suction baby, suction (grabs nose fucks face, yes you can't go anywhere, let her suck your dick brother, yeah, randy spears with the "can i pop in the next two minutes and leave" look on his face. Flings her head first over the couch and fucks her. Its not as bad as it sounds, its all very funny when you see it.
Favorite scene: Toss up between tori wells/ victoria paris and peter north from can't remember the title but it won a shit load of awards and janet jacme and sea michaels from botty by nature
fantasy scene: garfield getting max hardcored and jenna with lots of black dicks.
Feel free to comment or add your own.
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#114488 - 07/30/05 12:15 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
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Im not going to pick one particular scene per se, but rather im going to callout all of those fuckin feature films where everyone is all painted up like leopards and cheetahs or devils or angels. That shits not hot when you cant even tell who the fuck the chick is because shes painted like a goddamn zebra. Am I fuckin wrong? I buy a porno to watch a bitch that I happen to find attractive, get fucked. I dont really care to see her painted up as a mythological creature. Maybe im off my rocker, but fuck all of those feature films that get real artsy. Its porn, the formula is quite simple unless your Kami....one cock + one pussy = porn....theres no need for other shit except those two elements for the most part.
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#114489 - 07/30/05 12:31 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Funniest Porn Scene: The Cumm Brothers 6: The Boys Lure 'm in, Hook, Line & Sphincter
Rodney Moore & Wolf Savage need to get girls. So they get out their rod & reel and go fishing off an overpass in urban Seattle, using dildos as bait. Paisley Hunter & Corby Wells are caught while walking by on the road below.
Pretty much any Rodney Moore & Wolf Savage video of that era is funny.
Worst is hard to say. Probably anything by Milton Ingley. Yeah, delivering a finished product on a $5000 budget is quite a business accomplishment, but it makes for some really bad porn...
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#114491 - 07/30/05 07:18 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
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Funniest Porn Scene: simp touched on this before, lana sands gangbang scene from the early 90s with tt boy. Its unbelievable the shit that comes out of tts mouth during the scene, you could see the fear in the fellow male co stars the longer the scene went on, It was why god why simp worthy just for the hired dicks. I need suction baby, suction (grabs nose fucks face, yes you can't go anywhere, let her suck your dick brother, yeah, randy spears with the "can i pop in the next two minutes and leave" look on his face. Flings her head first over the couch and fucks her. Its not as bad as it sounds, its all very funny when you see it.
That is a marvelous scene. There is also a point when TT Boy is taking a breather, observing and playing with his punisher. He seems to realize he's been silent for more than ten seconds and suddenly blurts out to Sands, "You want something hard, baby?!" (inserts punisher into her head) "Shut up!!". If I'm recalling the same scene, there is also another fascinating portion early on when TT is banging Sands missionary on the couch with her shirt or dress still on (they still had clothes budgets back then apparently). The others start peeling her top over her head as TT bangs away and when it is half off completely obscuring her head and restraining her arms, TT decides he likes the look of this so much he belllows, "Hold her just like that!!! Yeah!!!" and bangs away with increased ferocity. 
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#114494 - 07/30/05 11:04 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/03/03
Posts: 255
Loc: DoodyVille
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Im not going to pick one particular scene per se, but rather im going to callout all of those fuckin feature films where everyone is all painted up like leopards and cheetahs or devils or angels. That shits not hot when you cant even tell who the fuck the chick is because shes painted like a goddamn zebra. Am I fuckin wrong?
FUCK NO, you're not wrong. I fucking HATE that shit. Zupko did a lot of shit like that at Extreme. I mean, what's the fucking point? I despise pretentious artsy-fartsy "auteurs"
Throw some make-up on a bitch, put her in some booty shorts
and go to town on her. That's good porn.
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#114495 - 07/30/05 03:54 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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Funniest Porn Scene: simp touched on this before, lana sands gangbang scene from the early 90s with tt boy. Its unbelievable the shit that comes out of tts mouth during the scene, you could see the fear in the fellow male co stars the longer the scene went on, It was why god why simp worthy just for the hired dicks. I need suction baby, suction (grabs nose fucks face, yes you can't go anywhere, let her suck your dick brother, yeah, randy spears with the "can i pop in the next two minutes and leave" look on his face. Flings her head first over the couch and fucks her. Its not as bad as it sounds, its all very funny when you see it.
That is a marvelous scene. There is also a point when TT Boy is taking a breather, observing and playing with his punisher. He seems to realize he's been silent for more than ten seconds and suddenly blurts out to Sands, "You want something hard, baby?!" (inserts punisher into her head) "Shut up!!". If I'm recalling the same scene, there is also another fascinating portion early on when TT is banging Sands missionary on the couch with her shirt or dress still on (they still had clothes budgets back then apparently). The others start peeling her top over her head as TT bangs away and when it is half off completely obscuring her head and restraining her arms, TT decides he likes the look of this so much he belllows, "Hold her just like that!!! Yeah!!!" and bangs away with increased ferocity.
I remember this well, the shirt over the top of the head made me think TT was going to start pounding on her head like in a hockey fight.
I checked out AMRI and unfortunately there are too many TT/Lana scenes to filter properly, but I believe it is GANG BANG WILDSTYLE and I recall that the third ex-con with TT and Spears in Buck Adams who frequently has a "Whoa - dude" expression on his face as the Boy pummels the girl.
I have many fond memories of the great Rosebud series from the 90's. Aaaah, good times.
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#114496 - 07/30/05 09:46 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/11/04
Posts: 348
Loc: Venice, LA
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I think almost any scene dubbed into German will win an Worst Porn Scene Award.  Why do you at all dub the original speech in a porn movie into a foreign language? I doubt that even German porn freaks wanna hear Kami moaning for more dick in German?
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#114498 - 07/31/05 10:49 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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Favorite scene: Toss up between tori wells/ victoria paris and peter north from can't remember the title but it won a shit load of awards
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